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Thursday the 22nd of September
 
Boo
Posted: 22 September 2005 05:47 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 12 ]
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Jesus has impregnated her with his holy swimmers!

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Boo
Posted: 22 September 2005 05:51 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 13 ]
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Sorry, that was a bit mental, wasn’t it?

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Deediddums
Posted: 22 September 2005 05:56 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 14 ]
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Boo - 22 September 2005 09:40 AM
Deediddums - 22 September 2005 09:37 AM

Ooh powernaps, I would LOVE one of those. We have a room with a bed in it here but it is only for pregnant women and I dont think I am willing to go that far for a bit of sleep.
Why thank you Mort.

Can’t you stuff a cushion up your jumper?

Its my fathers company - might cause more awkward questions than a power nap would desrve!
Holy swimmers…hee hee!

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Boo
Posted: 22 September 2005 05:58 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 15 ]
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Ah. Yes. I see your point there…

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Deediddums
Posted: 22 September 2005 05:59 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 16 ]
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Actually screw that an even bigger problem would be the looks I get when I go out for a smoke!

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Mort
Posted: 22 September 2005 06:10 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 17 ]
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Well, take it out when you go for a cig, then re-apply it when you get back upstairs.

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Boo
Posted: 22 September 2005 06:30 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 18 ]
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My mum’s coming to buy me lunch soon.
Yay!
Then I’m off home.
Double yay!

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Deediddums
Posted: 22 September 2005 06:43 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 19 ]
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An interesting idea Mort, but i think I will just have to survive without day time napping.
Lucky Boo. Sigh. Wish my mum would buy me lunch. Sniff Sniff.

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Posted: 22 September 2005 06:44 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 20 ]
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Hello, Boo!  Hooray for liberation from the office!

Hello, Mort!  To bad you’re still stuck in yours for a while!

Greetings, Deediddums!  It’s been a while since I’ve seen you around here!  Have you been off at some wild month-long party?
When Irish eyes are smiling, sure they’ve been at the whiskey;
In the lilt of drunken laughter, you can tell that they’re tipsy!

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Boo
Posted: 22 September 2005 06:45 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 21 ]
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Hello there Acci.
*waves vigorously*

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Accipiter
Posted: 22 September 2005 06:48 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 22 ]
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Don’t wave too vigourously, Boo.  You might cause some poor guy to go into shock, watching you jiggle.

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