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Posted: 20 September 2005 02:46 AM
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Cattle prods.
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Posted: 20 September 2005 02:46 AM
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The problem is Acci, is that in real life, I don’t have many admirers apart from my hubby. Although, saying that, I did have an encounter today with a friend of ours who makes me feel mighty uncomfortable at times…
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The Middleman: (drinking milk) You know, that was some darn fine cow squirt.
Posted: 20 September 2005 02:47 AM
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Cattle prods? Eeeerp!
*backs away from Boo*
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Posted: 20 September 2005 02:48 AM
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Boo - “Like a mad bloody magpie.“
“A rolling zombie gathers no moss, as it tends to disintegrate instead.“
“He who hesitates is sporked.“
“A penny saved is a future donation to Boo’s army of zombies in an attempt to bribe her not to let them rend your limbs.“
“This site fuses the skeptical approach of a hard-core myth debunker with a gleeful celebration of humanity’s trickster side.“ Sci-Fi Weekly, talking about MoH.
Posted: 20 September 2005 02:48 AM
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Hmm, friends that make you feel uncomfortable. That’s an awkward thing.
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Posted: 20 September 2005 02:49 AM
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He keeps on making comments like ‘Gee I wish I had such a sexy wife, Christian is so lucky’ and today he saw me in my banking uniform for the first time and was saying ‘God, you look so sexy, Christian must love that uniform, God he’s lucky’ and I’m like ‘Ok, you are a creep, go away now.‘
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Posted: 20 September 2005 02:49 AM
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Boo? Looking innocent? I’m not sure if she’s that good of an actress or not. . .
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Posted: 20 September 2005 02:50 AM
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Nettie - 20 September 2005 02:49 AM
He keeps on making comments like ‘Gee I wish I had such a sexy wife, Christian is so lucky’ and today he saw me in my banking uniform for the first time and was saying ‘God, you look so sexy, Christian must love that uniform, God he’s lucky’ and I’m like ‘Ok, you are a creep, go away now.‘
Ugh blech urgh.
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Boo - “Like a mad bloody magpie.“
“A rolling zombie gathers no moss, as it tends to disintegrate instead.“
“He who hesitates is sporked.“
“A penny saved is a future donation to Boo’s army of zombies in an attempt to bribe her not to let them rend your limbs.“
“This site fuses the skeptical approach of a hard-core myth debunker with a gleeful celebration of humanity’s trickster side.“ Sci-Fi Weekly, talking about MoH.
Posted: 20 September 2005 02:50 AM
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I can just imagine Boo in her big boots and a cattle prod, trying to look innocent…
Nah, it’s just not happening.
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Posted: 20 September 2005 02:50 AM
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You could try screaming and throwing things at him next time he says something like that, Nettie. That might get your point across.
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Posted: 20 September 2005 02:51 AM
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Nettie - 20 September 2005 02:50 AM
I can just imagine Boo in her big boots and a cattle prod, trying to look innocent…
Nah, it’s just not happening.
Pthththththththththththththth!
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Boo - “Like a mad bloody magpie.“
“A rolling zombie gathers no moss, as it tends to disintegrate instead.“
“He who hesitates is sporked.“
“A penny saved is a future donation to Boo’s army of zombies in an attempt to bribe her not to let them rend your limbs.“
“This site fuses the skeptical approach of a hard-core myth debunker with a gleeful celebration of humanity’s trickster side.“ Sci-Fi Weekly, talking about MoH.
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