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Why did the chicken cross the road

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Posted: 01 October 2005 03:39 PM

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JOHN 3:16
For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Chicken, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.

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Soldier: This is the worst part. The calm before the battle.
Fry: And then the battle is not so bad?
Soldier: Oh, right. I forgot about the battle.

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Posted: 02 October 2005 09:10 PM

[ Ignore ] [ # 35 ]

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Soldier: This is the worst part. The calm before the battle.
Fry: And then the battle is not so bad?
Soldier: Oh, right. I forgot about the battle.

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