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Why did the chicken cross the road
Posted: 19 September 2005 12:13 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 23 ]
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Stop it LaMa….....I grow weary of all of those….............

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Posted: 19 September 2005 12:22 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 24 ]
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Gen. George S. Patton

    “Roosters, this stuff that some sources sling around about Chickens wanting out of this war, not wanting to fight, is a crock of chickenshit. Chickens love to fight, traditionally. All real Chickens love the sting and clash of battle. You are here today for three reasons. First, because you are here to defend your roosts and your hens. Second, you are here for your own self respect, because you would not want to be anywhere else. Third, you are here because you are real cocks and all real cocks like to fight. When you, here, everyone of you, were chicks, you all admired the champion cock fighter, the fastest runner, the toughest kicker, and the All-Chicken football players. Chickens love a winner. Chickens will not tolerate a loser. Chickens despise cowards. Chickens play to win all of the time. I wouldn’t give a hoot in hell for a cock who lost and laughed. That’s why Chickens have never lost nor will ever lose a war; for the very idea of losing is hateful to a Chicken.“

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Posted: 19 September 2005 01:26 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 25 ]
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The chicken crossed the road to get away from these horrid jokes….

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Posted: 19 September 2005 02:18 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 26 ]
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“Ze Chicks, Ze Chicks, Zeir crossing drives me crrrazy!!!“

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Posted: 19 September 2005 02:56 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 27 ]
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Why did the egg cross the road?

He saw a cute chick and wanted to get laid.

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Love is life. And if you miss love, you miss life.
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Posted: 19 September 2005 03:23 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 28 ]
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COLONEL SAUNDERS

I missed one?

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Smerk the cutest dragon
Lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist
In Western Australi

Little Accipiter loved that girl enough
He told her jokes and crazy facts
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Smerk the cutest dragon:
Traveled cross the sea,
To hunt her prey in foriegn lands,
And snuggle with Acci!

Smerk the cutest dragon
Is getting married now they say
Though little Accipiter
Has yet to name the day.

Wo Ai Wo Tai Tai

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Posted: 19 September 2005 04:43 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 29 ]
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Winona - 19 September 2005 02:56 PM

Why did the egg cross the road?

He saw a cute chick and wanted to get laid.

LOL

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Remember, a Dragon is for life!

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Posted: 20 September 2005 06:38 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 30 ]
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Why did the puppy cross the road?

Because it was stapled to the chickens head.

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“Never before in my time at the bar or on the bench have I ever had to deal with somebody who voluntarily allowed himself to be buggered by a dog on the public highway.“

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Posted: 20 September 2005 12:20 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 31 ]
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aww poor puppy! LOL

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Posted: 20 September 2005 02:50 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 32 ]
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The Chicken and the road exist only in the mind of God.

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The chicken learned to cross the road through his life experiances.

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Posted: 21 September 2005 03:20 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 33 ]
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Mort - 20 September 2005 06:38 AM

Why did the puppy cross the road?

Because it was stapled to the chickens head.

Well, now that’s just silly.  Where would you get a staple that big?

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What’s an Eng & why does it have it’s own land?

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