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Why did the chicken cross the road
Posted: 19 September 2005 10:18 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 12 ]
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JULIUS CAESAR (2)

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Posted: 19 September 2005 10:22 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 13 ]
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JULIUS CHICKEN (upon crossing the Rue Bicon)

“Alea Jacta Est!“

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Posted: 19 September 2005 10:25 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 14 ]
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NEW ORLEANS COP (unlocking riffle)

“You There, Don’t Cross That Road!!!!!!!!“

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Posted: 19 September 2005 10:29 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 15 ]
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ELVIS PRESLEY

“ ‘Cause at that end of Lonelly Street is, Heartbreak Hotel….“

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Posted: 19 September 2005 10:43 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 16 ]
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YODA

“Crossing, she does…“

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Posted: 19 September 2005 10:47 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 17 ]
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LENIN

“Chicken of al countries, unite!“

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Posted: 19 September 2005 10:50 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 18 ]
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JOHN F. KENNEDY

“Ich bin ein Chicken!“

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Posted: 19 September 2005 10:52 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 19 ]
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KARL POPPER

“Only one chicken that doesn’t cross the road, falsifies this hypothesis”

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Posted: 19 September 2005 10:54 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 20 ]
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BRITNEY SPEARS

“Maybe ‘cause she want’s to get milked? Awww, where’s my lipp-gloss???“

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Posted: 19 September 2005 11:22 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 21 ]
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RENÉ MAGRITTE

“Ceci n’est pas une poulet”

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Posted: 19 September 2005 12:11 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 22 ]
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GEN. ANTHONY MCAULIFFE (Bastogne, 21 Dec ‘44)

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