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Hilarious Christmas Pics

Chuck

Posted: 30 November 2006 11:32 AM

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I stumbled upon this gallery of pictures that just made me laugh so much I figured I would share.

Common theme of pics? Children meeting Santa for the first time and responding in the typical “scream, cry and just generally freak out” fashion.

If these don’t make you at least smile you are emotionally dead

http://www.southflorida.com/events/sfl-scaredsanta,0,2245506.photogallery?index=1

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Posted: 30 November 2006 12:01 PM

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Some of those Santas are pretty damn scary looking. No wonder the kids are crying.

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Posted: 30 November 2006 12:02 PM

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We teach our kids to be wary of strangers who offer them candy. Now we plop them down on a strangers lap who is hidden behind a disguise and hands them candy, what are they supposed to think? Most mall Santas look kinda creepy to me.

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Posted: 30 November 2006 12:07 PM

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Number 5 is terrifying!

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Posted: 30 November 2006 12:53 PM

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I had to look at all of them. Actually, a few of those Santas look as upset as the kids do. Seems like only the really little kids are partaking of Santa though.

I know there are a lot of people with Clown phobias, I wonder if such wild costumes do that…....... well, no, it’s not that because I wear some really wild costumes to events during the year and even carry puppets and all of the little ones gravitate.

Maybe Santa should be a girl?

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Posted: 30 November 2006 03:48 PM

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number 7 looks oh so slightly stoned…

and is number 8 asleep? his job cant be THAT boring, surely?

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Posted: 30 November 2006 04:13 PM

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And it’s not just kids who aren’t very fond of Santa, either!

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Of course, the fact that Santa looks like he just got out of Alcatraz on work-release and immediately went on a three-day drinking binge doesn’t help matters much. . .

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Posted: 30 November 2006 04:27 PM

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LOL!

Nr. 37 almost is child pr0n: “you there, my little girl”. I knew Santa was a sex-offender….

Nr. 61 could be the Adam’s Family X-mas picture…

Also, there are a bunch of really, really ugly kids in there…

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Posted: 30 November 2006 05:02 PM

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thunder - 30 November 2006 08:48 PM
number 7 looks oh so slightly stoned…

I was thinking the same thing. Santa needs to come back when he’s finished with detox, has had a good night’s sleep and a meal.

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Posted: 30 November 2006 05:28 PM

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Accipiter - 30 November 2006 09:13 PM
And it’s not just kids who aren’t very fond of Santa, either!

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Of course, the fact that Santa looks like he just got out of Alcatraz on work-release and immediately went on a three-day drinking binge doesn’t help matters much. . .

I never knew you played Santa.

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Posted: 01 December 2006 11:19 PM

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I stumbled upon this web site last year and used some of the pics for the holiday party promo at work. The posters looked great, and a lot of people showed up. They were kindof disappointed when they realized we wouldn’t be hosting a scary santa contest

Numbers 7 and 9 were out together the night before, that’s for sure.

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Posted: 02 December 2006 12:55 AM

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N E O - 30 November 2006 10:28 PM
I never knew you played Santa.

If I was playing Santa, you’d see me nailing the kids’ feet to the floor so that they couldn’t run away. . .

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