The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man - George Bernard Shaw The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it - George Bernard Shaw
I love this one:
Soldier: This is the worst part. The calm before the battle. Fry: And then the battle is not so bad? Soldier: Oh, right. I forgot about the battle.
Topless Twin Action Below! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
And last but not least:
Citizen Premier - 09 October 2005 11:57 PMAnd last but not least:
Still waiting…....!
“Never before in my time at the bar or on the bench have I ever had to deal with somebody who voluntarily allowed himself to be buggered by a dog on the public highway.”
A Zebra Roo…
This almost happened to me once…
Parking for Women Only!!!!
Smile for the camera!!!!
Ohhh Christmas Beer Tree, Oh Christmas Beer Tree…How much I love thee..