Oh my god! There’s a Face On Earth!
There’s probably martians arguing right now about whether this means there’s intelligent life on Earth!
Blorb: “Look it’s obviously an example of design, like Rushmore!”
Garf: “Blorb, I’ve already explained, the Rushmore massif is easily explained by ‘weathering’!”
Blorb: “Bah! You’re speculations about so-called ‘liquid water’ are totally bogus!”
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