Stingray Jumps Onto Boat, Stabs Florida Man
Posted: 20 October 2006 03:39 AM   [ Ignore ]
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FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla.—An 82-year-old Florida man was in critical condition Wednesday night after what authorities called a freak accident involving a stingray on the Intracoastal Waterway.

Authorities said James Bertakis was on a boat on the Intracoastal Waterway in Lighthouse Point when the incident happened.

“This ray leaped into a boat that a gentleman was just cruising on the Intracoastal like every ordinary family does, and apparently he tried to remove it from his boat and it kind of latched onto him,” said Rich Gonzalez of Lighthouse Point Fire Rescue.

The stingray left a foot-long barb in Bertakis’ chest. He was boating with his adult granddaughter and one of her friends. The women were able to steer the boat back to land and call for help. He was rushed to Broward General Hospital.

“The patient was in a lot of distress, a lot of pain—very freak accident,” Gonzalez said.

Authorities said a 3-foot-wide spotted eagle ray recovered at the scene is believed to be the culprit.

Experts said stingrays are usually docile animals, but last month, TV personality and conservationist Steve Irwin, also known as the Crocodile Hunter, was killed when a stingray’s barb punctured his heart.

“They don’t go out to hurt anybody, these things right here. People say they’re safe. People swim with them. It just happened that (Bertakis) ended up getting barbed in the chest,” Gonzalez said.

Doctors removed most of the barb quickly but they said that when the ray fired the barb, a piece went into Bertakis’ chest, migrated into his lungs and went into his heart. Doctors said they found the piece of barb, and now Bertakis is undergoing surgery that is expected to last for at least five hours.

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Posted: 20 October 2006 05:33 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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Wow, this freak accident thing has now happened twice in just as many months.  Once more & I’m gonna start thinking it’s not so freaky.  I heard about it on the radio yesterday right as it was happening…pretty scary for all involved.

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Posted: 20 October 2006 06:58 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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The Stingrays! They are taking over!  big surprise

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Posted: 20 October 2006 08:21 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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LaMa - 20 October 2006 06:58 AM

The Stingrays! They are taking over!  big surprise

Now there’s a scary thought!

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Posted: 20 October 2006 08:23 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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LaMa - 20 October 2006 06:58 AM

The Stingrays! They are taking over!  big surprise

There’ll have to be an end-battle between them and the squirrels…

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Posted: 20 October 2006 08:37 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]
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It won’t be much of a battle, the squirrels don’t stand a chance.  The stingrays can swoop down on them from above, stinging them right and left.  I, for one, am proud to welcome our new Stingray Overlords.

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Posted: 20 October 2006 08:54 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]
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I don’t know Chary, as has been pointed out about dolphins, they are not so damn smart once they are out of the water…they just kind of flop around pathetically.

Of course the same could be said of squirrels in the water. LOL

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Posted: 20 October 2006 08:57 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]
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I bet the squirrels have speedboats.
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Posted: 20 October 2006 08:59 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 8 ]
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The stingrays have rocket packs and can carry cluster bombs.

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Stingrays Declare War

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Posted: 20 October 2006 10:39 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 10 ]
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so it’s blatant war and not a conspiracy then…........ glad the issue is fairly clear then….

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