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Thursday, September the 15th
 
Nettie
Posted: 15 September 2005 07:00 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 12 ]
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Yep, that’s timing alright!

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The Middleman: (drinking milk) You know, that was some darn fine cow squirt.
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Mort
Posted: 15 September 2005 07:01 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 13 ]
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Afternoon Nettie, me old mucker, how’s thangs? (Drat did I just miss the mighty Boo?)

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“Never before in my time at the bar or on the bench have I ever had to deal with somebody who voluntarily allowed himself to be buggered by a dog on the public highway.”

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Nettie
Posted: 15 September 2005 07:02 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 14 ]
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You did miss her, but it seems so did I! How’s it going for you Mort?

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Nettie
Posted: 15 September 2005 07:03 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 15 ]
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Oh, and I’m doing well thanks! smile

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Nettie
Posted: 15 September 2005 07:03 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 16 ]
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Although I’ve discovered that making Anzac biscuits will never be a specialty of mine! It seems you have to follow the directions exactly, or they turn out crap.

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Maegan
Posted: 15 September 2005 07:07 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 17 ]
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...Hello.

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I’m loving the puppies.
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Nettie
Posted: 15 September 2005 07:08 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 18 ]
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Hey Maeg smile

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Mort
Posted: 15 September 2005 07:18 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 19 ]
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Sorry just had something to do so left you chatting away to yourself! I’m fine, except i tripped over a computer lead at work today and landed on my mashed knee. Cue multiple expletives shouted around the office. Always a good thing to do in a call centre I find.

Howdy Maeg!

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Chuck
Posted: 15 September 2005 07:26 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 20 ]
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mornin Mort, Maegan, Nettie and anyone else who might be lurking smile

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FOLLANSBEE, WV; Having been alerted to the coming apocalypse at a recent church service, 6-year-old Julie Strand decided she needed to live for today and immediately stuck a peanut M & M up her left nostril.
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Nettie
Posted: 15 September 2005 07:28 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 21 ]
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Hey Chuck!
Mort, I slammed my finger in a drawer at work the other day but couldn’t swear like I wanted to because I had customers. But I did end up with a very black finger nail…

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Chuck
Posted: 15 September 2005 07:45 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 22 ]
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sigh…seems I missed this years “Hot Cuban Nights” party my mom throws…mojitos, papas rellenos, midnight sandwiches, 200 people of various ages and ethnicities getting their drink on…my mom said cops showed up twice, first to check out the ladies,  and second when their shift ended to join in the festivities…..sucks being 3000 miles from home especially when your mom knows how to throw a party….she is sending pics of family friends in compromising positions, those should be worth a chuckle or two smile

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