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Posted: 12 October 2006 05:16 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 23 ]
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Nettie - 12 October 2006 01:02 PM

Looks like there’s a party on level 7 and I’m invited!


I’ll think it was the blatant lesbianism during the Edinbugh trip that has brought this upon me wink

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Posted: 13 October 2006 10:49 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 24 ]
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The Dante’s Inferno Test has banished you to the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

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Purgatory (Repenting Believers)Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful)High
Level 3 (Gluttonous)Very High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Very High
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Extreme
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Very High
Level 7 (Violent)Extreme
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)Extreme
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)High


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Well…. That’s not healthy, is it?

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Posted: 13 October 2006 10:55 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 25 ]
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Why do I end up having only all the under-aged girls sharing my level of Hell?

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Posted: 13 October 2006 11:11 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 26 ]
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Acci, you are in hell already, what does it matter?

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Posted: 13 October 2006 12:06 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 27 ]
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Accipiter - 13 October 2006 02:55 PM

Why do I end up having only all the under-aged girls sharing my level of Hell?

N E O - 13 October 2006 03:11 PM

Acci, you are in hell already, what does it matter?

Touche N E O…..Accip, you’ve been exploring your female side, the uncontained hysteria nature of it.

I on the other hand, stand in a lofty position above nearly everyone, being in only the 2nd level….....Da_n, I thought I was way more of a bitch than that, or at least a lot meaner!

Nevertheless, clearly, as N E O states, we are ALL apparently in HELL anyway!

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Posted: 13 October 2006 05:34 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 28 ]
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The Dante’s Inferno Test has sent you to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

LevelScore
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Very High
Level 2 (Lustful)Moderate
Level 3 (Gluttonous)Moderate
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Very Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Very Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Very Low
Level 7 (Violent)Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)Low
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)Very Low


Take the Dante’s Divine Comedy Inferno Test


First Level of Hell - Limbo

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Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief’s abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.


not too bad.

but one question can go both ways for me. it is this one.

People are poor because they deserve to be, and should be given no help.

if they are lazy people who dont try to help themselves, then why should i help them?

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Posted: 13 October 2006 07:42 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 29 ]
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I answered everything the way I figured they “should” be answered to get a heavenly result.  But, of course, Heaven isn’t an option for where you’ll turn out in this test.

And the way most of these questions are asked I don’t think the person that made this test believes anyone will go straight to heaven.  “Do you masturbate often?” makes me think of the old question, “have you stopped beating your wife?”  There’s not a safe way to answer it if you don’t.  And in a simple yes/no option test you’re damned either way you answer it.

Here are the results I got for what I thought were the optimal answers:

The Dante’s Inferno Test has sent you to Purgatory!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

LevelScore
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)Extreme
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Very High
Level 2 (Lustful)Very Low
Level 3 (Gluttonous)Very Low
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Very Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Very Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Very Low
Level 7 (Violent)Very Low
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)Low
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)Very Low


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