Tah - 11 October 2006 09:17 PM

Accipiter - 11 October 2006 08:55 PM

If you all get too rowdy up there on Level 7, Madmouse, I’m going to get a broomstick and bang on the ceiling with it.  I’m warning you, though:  don’t make me have to go up there and ring your doorbell.

Sorry,  Thin ceilings so the upstairs neighbors annoy you with their clomping around and screams of agony are part of the punishments of Hell.  You don’t have a recourse.

I’ll complain to management, that’s what I’ll do.  In fact, I’ll start a petition!!!  That’ll teach ‘em a lesson!

And if I’m a lustful, violent heretic, do I get chopped up and have parts of me sent to three different levels?  Or do I have some sort of schedule where I spend one week out of three rolling weights around in one level, then the next week on a different level wrestling serpents, and then the final week blowing around in a great gale on a third level?  If I’m going to be stuck in Hell, I want to at least be sure of being in the proper level of it that addresses my particular needs.

Madmouse - 11 October 2006 09:16 PM

Hey, I’m level 7 - violent. I’m not scared of you!

Ooh, me too! I’ll bring the vodka, you bring the snacks.

Seems the options for going the other way aren’t even available, everyone is damned.
Must be a catholic thing.

(I got purgatory - guess I’m a nice guy)

*sigh* I guess I was raised by a doctor and a computer scientist…

We go to purgatory until our sins are washed away, then we go to heaven. (At least that is what it said.)

Oh well, I’m just a heretic, apparently!
The Dante’s Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Take the Dante Inferno Hell Test

Interesting - I’m in Level 1 - Limbo.  I’ll spend eternity as I spend life.

Looks like there’s a party on level 7 and I’m invited!

The Dante’s Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Take the Dante’s Inferno Hell Test

I’ll think it was the blatant lesbianism during the Edinbugh trip that has brought this upon me

Second Level of Hell

You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.

Ooooo, I hadn’t seen that it gives you a nice little table like that showing your scores (I didn’t wait long enough for the webpage to download all the graphics when I finished the test, apparently).  So I went back, and here’s mine:

The Dante’s Inferno Test has banished you to the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

I’m not sure how I ended up scoring “very high” on the treachery.  Perhaps it was the questions about assasination. . .

And Smerk, you only came up as moderately lustful?  We’ll have to work on that. 

The Dante’s Inferno Test has banished you to the Third Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

So even my gluttonous friend Gustav is condemned to Hell!!!