Today’s Astronomy Picture of the Day features a new 3D rendering of the famous Mars Face. Unfortunately for conspiracy enthusiasts it doesn’t look anything like a face when seen in high resolution and normal lighting.
Of course this could just be because NASA altered the image to hide the truth from everyone. After all, hard evidence of other life in the universe would be the greatest discovery in the history of man and we wouldn’t want anybody to know about it would we? The smart thing to do would be to just keep it a secret forever.