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September 12, Monday
 
Accipiter
Posted: 12 September 2005 03:23 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 23 ]
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My wife’s kitten was a runt and a bit sickly at first, so she would smuggle it into work with her by sticking it down the front of her shirt.  She had to be careful, though, because people would wonder why my wife was walking around purring. . .

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Boo
Posted: 12 September 2005 03:24 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 24 ]
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LOL
Thanks, Nettie.

Maeg, banana peel? Sounds… odd.

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Posted: 12 September 2005 03:25 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 25 ]
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Paracetamol?  Isn’t that like super-powered aspirin?

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Posted: 12 September 2005 03:26 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 26 ]
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Acci:  HA!  Cute!  LOL

Boo:  Yeah, something to do with putting the peel on your forehead and behind your neck.

BRB.

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Boo
Posted: 12 September 2005 03:27 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 27 ]
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Ummm, I don’t know, Acci.
I just want to go home.
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Nettie
Posted: 12 September 2005 03:27 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 28 ]
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Do you like it when your wife purrs Acci?

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Nettie
Posted: 12 September 2005 03:28 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 29 ]
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Yes Acci, paracetamol is like super asprin but it’s not a blood thinner like asprin

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Accipiter
Posted: 12 September 2005 03:28 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 30 ]
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Apparently it was very relaxing, Nettie.  She had to tell people that it was breathing problems, though.

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Posted: 12 September 2005 03:29 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 31 ]
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I’m supposed to take aspirin when I get a migraine to make sure it doesn’t turn into a stroke, but I have none with me, and nobody else in the building has any.

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Accipiter
Posted: 12 September 2005 03:30 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 32 ]
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Yeah, actual aspirin is rather rare these days.

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Posted: 12 September 2005 03:30 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 33 ]
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Do i need to get you some?

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