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Posted: 12 September 2005 08:23 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 23 ]
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My wife’s kitten was a runt and a bit sickly at first, so she would smuggle it into work with her by sticking it down the front of her shirt.  She had to be careful, though, because people would wonder why my wife was walking around purring. . .

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Posted: 12 September 2005 08:24 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 24 ]
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LOL
Thanks, Nettie.

Maeg, banana peel? Sounds… odd.

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Posted: 12 September 2005 08:25 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 25 ]
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Paracetamol?  Isn’t that like super-powered aspirin?

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Posted: 12 September 2005 08:26 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 26 ]
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Acci:  HA!  Cute!  LOL

Boo:  Yeah, something to do with putting the peel on your forehead and behind your neck.

BRB.

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Posted: 12 September 2005 08:27 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 27 ]
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Ummm, I don’t know, Acci.
I just want to go home.
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Posted: 12 September 2005 08:27 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 28 ]
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Do you like it when your wife purrs Acci?

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The Middleman: (drinking milk) You know, that was some darn fine cow squirt.

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Posted: 12 September 2005 08:28 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 29 ]
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Yes Acci, paracetamol is like super asprin but it’s not a blood thinner like asprin

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Posted: 12 September 2005 08:28 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 30 ]
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Apparently it was very relaxing, Nettie.  She had to tell people that it was breathing problems, though.

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Posted: 12 September 2005 08:29 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 31 ]
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I’m supposed to take aspirin when I get a migraine to make sure it doesn’t turn into a stroke, but I have none with me, and nobody else in the building has any.

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Posted: 12 September 2005 08:30 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 32 ]
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Yeah, actual aspirin is rather rare these days.

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Posted: 12 September 2005 08:30 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 33 ]
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Do i need to get you some?

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