Upon rescuing your wife/mother/girlfriend who has been held prisoner for month or even years, they will choose the moment of rescue to suddenly drop dead.

Any bad guy on the verge of death has important information to impart first.

Cars are always nicely positioned for you to steer easily around should you be chased.

Any vehicle having to jump a gap in the road will somehow get a lift as it leaves the road as if there is a ramp there to help.

When running away from a bad guy, always try to climb as high as you can

If being chased in a forest, it doesn’t matter how fast you run, the walking killer behind you will catch you the second you trip over.

Alien or ghost killers will wipe out everyone you are travelling with before you work out the best way to beat them. In these situations you are better off being female.

My fav…..

17. During all police investigations, it will be necessary to visit a strip club at least once.

Cars are always nicely positioned for you to steer easily around should you be chased.

I was wondering about that in War of the Worlds.  Tom Cruise did a good job of going 60 on a two-lane freeway where all the cars were broken down.

Also, cell phones have a dial tone, and in most instances, people do NOT have to say Hello, or Goodbye on the phone.

I’ve never heard a dial tone after the other person hung up, regardless of the kind of phone I’m using.  Is this just an invention of the media?

Dr. Who has the answer to number 37, at least for the klingons and aliens:
‘37. When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other.’

Once you step into the tardis, you understand every language in the universe. Maybe this is the same for star ships, other planets and telivisions studios. oh, and the living room of course!

*places thread on large slab table*
*attaches electrodes to limbs of thread*
*waits for a thunderstorm*
‘Muhahahahahaha! It’s alive! Alive!’

*cough cough*
All geeks nerds and computer wizkids have no girlfriends and still live with their mothers.
All the major landmarks in London are within a mile of each other.
In the old west fast draw pistoleers were all perfect shots despite the lack of rifling.

People in movies don’t use the toilet, with three exceptions:
1) if there is a dinosaur roaming about and you will be eaten by it;
2) if you can overhear a murder plot by accident;
3) if someone is having sex there/you go to have sex there.

Thanks for digging this up.  Made me laugh my butt off.

You left out:

A fall down a flight of stairs is always fatal.

Hitting a person hard on the nape of the neck will render them unconscious for about one half hour.

A dead body will always disappear without a trace by the time you return to show it to other people. Those people will now think you suffer from mental instability no matter how highly they regarded you 15 minutes before.

Even if a girl hates your guts,as soon as you are running from the law together. you will end up in bed one way or another (there is ALWAYS time to have sex).

Boo - 03 August 2005 02:18 PM

Cut and paste is a marvellous thing…

As are you…

Mark-N-Isa - 25 July 2009 10:06 PM

Boo - 03 August 2005 02:18 PM

Cut and paste is a marvellous thing…

As are you…

Boo is not a thing.  She’s a critter.