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Posted: 25 September 2005 08:50 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 56 ]
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I get lots of calls from Michael Jordan, and Michael Jackson.  I’ve also spoken to Robin Williams, Rene Russo, Julia Roberts, Will[iam] Smith, and Christopher Robin.  Now, never the actual celebrities or characters…but people who share their name.  Celebrities don’t actually call by themselves anyway.  They have an agent or assistant do it.

I do SO hate talking to any men with the last name “Bates”.  Thank you Mister Bates…I appreciate that.  It’s just too creepy sounding.

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Posted: 28 September 2005 02:53 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 57 ]
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‘nother client - Cang (Ken) Do.

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Posted: 28 September 2005 09:27 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 58 ]
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Law firm:  Pepperman, Emboulas, Schwartz & Todaro, LLC.  Their email address?  pestllc.com.  LOL

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Posted: 28 September 2005 09:46 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 59 ]
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I came across a Urologists unfortunate name….. Dr. Richard (Dick) Chopp. and yes, he goes by “Dick”, lol…..

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Posted: 28 September 2005 07:32 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 60 ]
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Stephen, Alex reported this on the blog a few days ago…

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Posted: 29 September 2005 08:45 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 61 ]
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Just read on the BBC website, regarding the conviction of murderer Ian Huntley, that one of the British High Court judges is called Mr Justice Moses.

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Posted: 29 September 2005 09:20 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 62 ]
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Smerk - 28 September 2005 11:32 PM

Stephen, Alex reported this on the blog a few days ago…

I just realized that….I thought I read it somewhere else…...when actually, I read it here, lol….

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Posted: 29 September 2005 10:08 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 63 ]
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An RV repair shop is owned by Dick Gore.  I thought it sounded like a bad porn star name.

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Posted: 04 October 2005 04:19 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 64 ]
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Kal-el Coppola Cage

http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/1003nicolas-cage03-ON.html

Another bad celebrity offspring name…

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Posted: 04 October 2005 09:10 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 65 ]
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Chick Crumbpacker:  producer named on the back of a CD case.

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Posted: 07 October 2005 06:09 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 66 ]
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We had a retired lady to add to our database today with the surname Studley.
Just made me laugh.

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