I’ve seen some names on my database at work - Ei Wan Pee and one that has always reminded me of “The god’s must be crazy”  - Ek Et Umb. My mate’s Dad’s name is Malcolm Kent always reminds me of malcontent and my wife’s 2nd cousin Gemma Farquar, it just sounds rude and has me in stitches every time we talk about her.

It’s election time hereabout, and I saw a number of signs for a candidate in a town near here.  The guy’s name is Dave Nutter.

His campaign ads seem to be trying to minimise this fact, though, by being like this:

“Vote for
DAVE
Nutter
For Town Council!”

Can’t imagine anything funnier than that. Ek Et Umb - Selymes.