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Posted: 17 September 2005 08:29 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 34 ]
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I found both ‘Thomas Wanker’ and ‘Brian Wankum’ on the credits to an old Buffy the Vampire Slayer I was watching today.

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Posted: 17 September 2005 11:10 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 35 ]
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Yesterday I was reading in Dark Sky, Deep Water by historian Norman Franks, about the anti U-boat war 1940-45.

There was a Flight-Lieutenant L.T. Cobbledick, pilot of a Mark VI ‘TseTse’ Mosquito, HJ828 ‘K’ of 248 Squadron RAF Coastal Command. He was part of a sorty that was searrching for U-155.

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Posted: 17 September 2005 05:24 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 36 ]
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my world history teacher’s name is ted stratton, and his brother is bill.

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Posted: 18 September 2005 03:57 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 37 ]
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NASCAR driver Dick Trickle.

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Posted: 18 September 2005 08:02 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 38 ]
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Not so much funny names as ironic:

My music teacher was Mrs. Organ.

A sex-ed speaker was Miss Aids.

My geography teacher was called Miss Wood.

Not ironic, but my old form tutors name was mr. garlick, which we had a laugh over when we were in year 7 (11 years old)

Okay, so their not the greatest, but they are all true!

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Posted: 19 September 2005 10:28 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 39 ]
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Then there’s always the former slave turned cowboy, Nat Love, better known as Deadwood Dick.

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Posted: 19 September 2005 10:35 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 40 ]
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One of the guys that worked on ‘Finding Nemo’ is called Phred Lender.
It was the ‘Phred’ that made me laugh.
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Posted: 20 September 2005 02:32 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 41 ]
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Here is the text of a story about that poor Drew Peacock Kid that Sharruma mentioned….

Parents think twice over son’s ‘rude name’

  October 02 2004 at 02:47PM
A Bedford couple named their baby son Drew Peacock before realising that it sounded quite rude.

The baby’s father, Russell, said he only twigged it when he put it in an Internet search engine looking for famous namesakes, and was asked: “Do you mean Droopy C**k?“

“It was as if I’d been smacked with a right hook. I started repeating ‘Drew Peacock’ over and over again. Then I thought - what have we done?

“I went numb and couldn’t speak for two minutes. Then I couldn’t stop laughing.“

Mother Shetal Patel had also failed to spot their error despite being a registrar’s assistant, says The Sun.

She said: “I thought Russell had seen a ghost when he came away from the computer. We decided on the name a month before he was born - we both loved it straight away.“

The couple are now concerned that Drew’s name will cause him problems in later life.

Russell said: “People at work are already saying, ‘Hey, look there’s Droopy’s dad’. But we don’t want to change his name. It’s on his birth certificate and other documents.“ -

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Posted: 20 September 2005 03:30 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 42 ]
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...If they changed it, the NEW name would be on the birth certificates and other documents.

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Posted: 21 September 2005 02:06 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 43 ]
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A person I had to input to our database today had the surname ‘Zyw’.
I have no idea how to pronounce that.

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Posted: 22 September 2005 01:36 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 44 ]
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Gosh I cant imagine how one might even think about pronouncing that humdinger of a name….Id love if my name was Dee Humdinger, now THAT would be a nifty name

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