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Funny or odd names.
 
DJ_Canada
Posted: 28 July 2008 07:53 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 309 ]
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I’m just glad my parents didn’t name me ‘Luke’, middle name ‘Sky’..... you can see where this is going.

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delsin
Posted: 04 August 2008 04:34 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 310 ]
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Penny Dollar - A real person name who works in our office canteen.
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Smerk
Posted: 04 August 2008 04:58 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 311 ]
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DJ_Canada - 28 July 2008 07:53 AM

I’m just glad my parents didn’t name me ‘Luke’, middle name ‘Sky’..... you can see where this is going.

Could’ve been called Jay, too…

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DJ_Canada
Posted: 04 August 2008 01:30 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 312 ]
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=D

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“Is that thing cool or what? The Black Hole…”
“What you’re looking at is called the accretion disk. It’s matter trapped in the gravity well. You can’t actually see the black hole itself.”
“…Which is cool” - Stargate: SG-1
“If I had a quarter for every time I said “If I had a nickel…“” - Stephen Colbert

“Trying to uproot something that doesn’t want to be moved… Well, no good can come from that”
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Accipiter
Posted: 04 August 2008 01:37 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 313 ]
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A woman who I saw today:  Jess Hawker.

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“There is no excellent beauty that hath not some strangeness in the proportion.“
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Accipiter
Posted: 06 August 2008 03:57 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 314 ]
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And today there was Ocie Grizzle Sutherland, a local lady.

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Smerk
Posted: 07 August 2008 02:56 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 315 ]
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Twig Way - a garden historian on an architecture program my folks were watching this evening.

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OnTheMark
Posted: 09 August 2008 12:24 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 316 ]
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Been volunteering for an NGO who does feeding programmes for malnourished kids in the Philippines. One of the tasks that I’ve been given is to encode the names of children and their height and weight. Some names that I encountered: Rockstar and Rockstone (they’re brothers), Cherry Baby, Babygirl, King, and Macgyver.

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And of course, with the birth of the artist came the inevitable afterbirth—the critic.
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Madmouse
Posted: 09 August 2008 04:22 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 317 ]
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Yesterday I read a magazine article about a woman who had the heaviest wedding dress ever (it was all faux-jewel encrusted and tacky as hell), who has named her firstborn Chardonnay-Precious. sick

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The platypus is mother nature’s way of saying, “I made this thing out of spare parts I found on the workshop floor, and it can still ****ing cripple you.“

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Posted: 09 August 2008 08:00 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 318 ]
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Madmouse - 09 August 2008 04:22 AM

Yesterday I read a magazine article about a woman who had the heaviest wedding dress ever (it was all faux-jewel encrusted and tacky as hell), who has named her firstborn Chardonnay-Precious. sick

Who ever said that tackiness and lack of taste ever had to be confined to one area of a person’s lifestyle?

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Smerk
Posted: 19 August 2008 03:12 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 319 ]
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Ami Appel - Manager of our local fruit delivery service.  I’m guessing she didn’t spell spell her name correctly on that letter she included with the last delivery. wink

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