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Posted: 11 September 2007 04:36 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 287 ]
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Another appropriate name for the vocation: Reverend J Shepherd.

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Posted: 11 September 2007 05:15 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 288 ]
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Smerk - 11 September 2007 04:36 AM

Another appropriate name for the vocation: Reverend J Shepherd.

I propose a showdown with the Right Reverend De Wolf!

Okay, so I took a bit of liberty with the name, but it’s in there!

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Posted: 16 September 2007 10:16 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 289 ]
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I’ll give a link to the picture since I don’t want to post an image directly off someone else’s server.

I found this extremely funny and I hope it’s true.

It’s a picture of two West Virginia football players sitting next to each other on the bench.  The one on the left has a last name (as presented on the back of his jersey) of “Dingle”.  The one on the right has a last name of “Berry”.  LOL

Edit: Apparently those are their real names.

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Posted: 16 September 2007 10:31 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 290 ]
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One of the lawyer offices in town has an individual with the last name of Badger.  I wonder how many times he (she?) heard jokes in law school about badgering the witnesses?

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Posted: 17 September 2007 12:14 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 291 ]
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PATMIN!

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Posted: 18 September 2007 03:51 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 292 ]
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A Norwegian police officer who is currently under investigation for choking a suspect to death is named Vold, which is the Norwegian word for “violence”.

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Posted: 30 September 2007 05:05 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 293 ]
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Okay, the press release about the death of Lois “Maxwell” (“Miss Moneypenny” in many Bond movies) stated that her real maiden name was:

Lois Hooker

Rather unfortunate last name. But somehow, fitting for a Bond movie actress…

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Posted: 12 October 2007 02:17 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 294 ]
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I just found this couple on a database at work…
R. & S. Strain.

*sniggers*
I might be a tad childish, perhaps…

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Posted: 12 October 2007 11:56 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 295 ]
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In a cemetery plot name list:  Frosty Hawley and Frostina Hawley.  I wonder if they are/were twins?

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Posted: 17 October 2007 03:32 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 296 ]
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A girl on ‘Pimp My Ride’ is called Spechelle - pronounced ‘special’. The spelling was painful to see.  blank stare

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Posted: 17 October 2007 05:22 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 297 ]
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Madmouse - 17 October 2007 03:32 PM

A girl on ‘Pimp My Ride’ is called Spechelle - pronounced ‘special’. The spelling was painful to see.  blank stare

Any girl on Pimp My Ride is bound to have a stupid name.

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