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11 September - Happy New Year to all the Rastafarians!
 
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Posted: 11 September 2006 01:37 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 45 ]
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I’m going to have an unhealthy dinner because I don’t have to worry about it.

Mmmm… smothered chicken.

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Posted: 11 September 2006 01:38 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 46 ]
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cool Neo, you know, my b-day is coming up cheese

Acci, I have been calling all my ex-girlfriends and telling them what I really think of them LOL

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FOLLANSBEE, WV; Having been alerted to the coming apocalypse at a recent church service, 6-year-old Julie Strand decided she needed to live for today and immediately stuck a peanut M & M up her left nostril.
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Posted: 11 September 2006 01:39 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 47 ]
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Maybe I will have a healthy dinner so I can feel good about myself one last time.

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Posted: 11 September 2006 01:40 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 48 ]
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N E O - 11 September 2006 05:35 PM

I went and borrowed $100,000 from a loan shark because hey with the nuclear war coming I won’t have to pay it back.

Just be sure that you got at least a 13-month extension on that loan before you have to start paying it back.  Otherwise, Big Larry and his friend Guido may use the cover provided by the nuclear holocaust to pay you a visit.  I don’t think being kneecapped with a tactical nuke would be very pleasant.

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Posted: 11 September 2006 01:40 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 49 ]
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Accipiter - 11 September 2006 05:37 PM

Around here, you have to actively avoid any sea food you don’t like.  Sometimes I end up eating something that has shellfish hidden in it.  Which is always a great joy. . .  shut eye

I can see that being a problem…luckily I will eat just about anything.

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Posted: 11 September 2006 01:41 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 50 ]
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I’m having chili dogs and ice cream for dinner.  Then I’m sending out emails revealing the truth to certain people. raspberry

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Posted: 11 September 2006 01:41 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 51 ]
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I’ve had worse, try being married. (just kidding)

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Posted: 11 September 2006 01:42 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 52 ]
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Chuck - 11 September 2006 05:38 PM

Acci, I have been calling all my ex-girlfriends and telling them what I really think of them LOL

Hmmmm. . .and perhaps that’s going to be the real cause of this upcoming Armageddon. . .beware the wrath of the ex. . .

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Posted: 11 September 2006 01:45 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 53 ]
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Chuck - 11 September 2006 05:40 PM

I can see that being a problem…luckily I will eat just about anything.

I’m probably just too picky, I suppose.

Oooo, look!  Haggis!  grin

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Posted: 11 September 2006 01:46 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 54 ]
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Mmmm, black pudding…

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N E O - 11 September 2006 05:41 PM

I’ve had worse, try being married. (just kidding)

The tales Matt could probably tell. . .  wink

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