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Posted: 02 March 2011 01:31 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 265 ]
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Posted: 04 March 2011 09:01 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 266 ]
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This is to let you know that we received a credit instruction of US$10.5million in your favor
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From: 
MR. BEN S BERNANKE

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THE UNITED STATES FEDERAL RESERVE BOARD
33 LIBERTY STREET, NEW YORK, NY 10038
UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

Attn: Fund Beneficiary,

Contract/Inheritance fund credit from bank federal reserve board.

This is to let you know that we received a credit instruction from the federal government of Nigeria to credit
your account with your inheritance fund worth US$10.5million from the Nigerian government reserve account with our
bank, Federal Reserve Bank Of New York.

However, what we require from you in order to commence the transfer is your banking particulars where you want
your fund to be transferred.

These are the information needed from you in order for us to proceed on the transfer.

{1}. Your full name and address=
{2}. Your telephone, and fax=
{3). Bank name and address=
{4). Name on Acct and Acct numbers=
(5). Swift code / routing numbers=
(6). Your current occupation=
(7). Scan Copy of Drivers Licence or Working ID=

Be informed that transfer will commence immediately we hear from you with your banking particulars. Once more,
bank Federal Reserve board will not hesitates to credit your account within 24hours in accordance with fund
release order regulations.

Your immediate response is highly needed to enable us commence on the transfer.

Yours Truly,


Mr. Ben s. Bernanke
Chairman, Federal Reserve Bank

So, no only do they want my bank account details, they want my ID as well!  I suspect these scammers are branching out to ID theft…

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Posted: 04 March 2011 11:08 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 267 ]
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Fidelity Investments International
Oakhill house,### Tonbridge,
Hildenborough.
Kent TN119DZ,
United Kingdom.

I am Mr Nicholai Vander Elst,Fund Manager Fidelity Investment International
London Uk .
The World Largest Fund Management Company with over
Ј1.2Trillion Capital Investment Fund.

Nevertheless, as The Fidelity Fund Manager, I handle
all our Investor’s Direct Capital Funds and secretly
extracted 1.2% Excess Maximum Return Capital Profit
(EMRCP) per annum on each of the Investor’s Marginal
Capital Fund. As an expert, I have made over Ј4, 745,
000, 00M) from the Investor’s EMRCP and hereby looking
for someone to trust who will stand as an Investor to receive
the fund as Annual Investment Proceeds from Fidelity Marginal
Capital Fund.

All confirmable documents to back up the
claims will be made available to you prior to your
acceptance.Meanwhile,I have worked out the modalities
and technicalities whereby the funds can be claimed
in any of our 6 Clearing Houses without any
hitches. Our sharing ratio will be 50-50. If you are
interested, you should send your direct phone number so
we could discuss more on phone as regard the
transaction.


N:B; Do not contact my office number or
email, all correspondence must be on this private box

Sincerely.
Mr.Nicholai Vander Elst.

I am being offered a portion of someone’s skimming of profits?!?!
How lucky can I get… guilty by offer of embezzlement?
He didn’t GIVE me his number to try to call in any case…

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Posted: 05 March 2011 03:28 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 268 ]
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oppiejoe - 05 March 2011 04:08 AM

I have made over Ј4, 745, 000, 00M

He made what in the where now?

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Posted: 05 March 2011 03:37 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 269 ]
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Tah - 05 March 2011 08:28 AM
oppiejoe - 05 March 2011 04:08 AM

I have made over Ј4, 745, 000, 00M

He made what in the where now?

It’s a kind of jam pastry.

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Posted: 05 March 2011 01:44 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 270 ]
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My name is Mrs.Melissa Lewis am going on a cancer surgery today.contact my
lawyer,Tell him that I have WILLED 14.258M to you for the good work of the
lord.quoting my personal reference number XXXXX
My lawyer Name:Barrister Jay Mchenry.
Attorney at-Law.
J. Mchenry & Associates LLP
Email:XXXX
    Tell; XXXX

Sure. Seems legit.

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1: Extraordinary claims require extraordinary proof. If it does what it says, you should have no problem with this.
2: What proof will you accept that you are wrong? You ask us to change our mind, but we cannot change yours?
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Posted: 05 March 2011 05:35 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 271 ]
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Robin Bobcat - 05 March 2011 08:37 AM
Tah - 05 March 2011 08:28 AM
oppiejoe - 05 March 2011 04:08 AM

I have made over Ј4, 745, 000, 00M

He made what in the where now?

It’s a kind of jam pastry.

I sure hope it is fresh blackberry…
*salivates uncontrollably*

Robin Bobcat - 05 March 2011 06:44 PM

My name is Mrs.Melissa Lewis am going on a cancer surgery today.contact my
lawyer,Tell him that I have WILLED 14.258M to you for the good work of the
lord.

Sure. Seems legit.

Wow Robin… did you do something to cure teh cancer?

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Posted: 05 March 2011 06:40 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 272 ]
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Curing cancer *would* be a work of the lord, I suppose…

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1: Extraordinary claims require extraordinary proof. If it does what it says, you should have no problem with this.
2: What proof will you accept that you are wrong? You ask us to change our mind, but we cannot change yours?
3: It is not our responsability to disprove your claims, but rather your responsability to prove them.
4. Personal testamonials are not proof.

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Posted: 08 March 2011 01:41 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 273 ]
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Subject:did you change your phone? send me your new phone  
From:BAILEY ASHTON
TO undisclosed recipients: ;
From:  BAILEY ASHTON

To:  undisclosed recipients: ;.Cc:.
Bcc:.
Date:Mon, Mar 7, 2011 2:28 am.

Dear,

Are you alive? Are you ready for your inheritance fund/your consignment with your Email and Name tag on it that has been in our warehouse/vault in London for too long, valued could not be mentioned now for security reasons?


We will not forward the claim procedure until your details is received with your new address because the old address at our disposal is not valid if you can not come here in London to sign the releasing order with our Security Company, Kindly notify us but if you

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Posted: 09 March 2011 05:47 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 274 ]
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Well, they expect you to go to London…

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Posted: 09 March 2011 08:45 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 275 ]
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Smerk - 09 March 2011 10:47 AM

Well, they expect you to go to London…

And I am pretty sure that if flying to London to accept your millions is inconvenient, they will arrange for some nice, honest, trustworthy attorney to represent you. (For a small fee, of course…) shut eye  LOL

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