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Posted: 30 April 2008 07:29 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 210 ]
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According to a Person named Tah i should post the email here…
Do i have to?

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Posted: 30 April 2008 07:44 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 211 ]
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You don’t have to post anything anywhere. Really.

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Posted: 30 April 2008 07:58 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 212 ]
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i mean the email in the tread she or he said to put the spam i got here
youll see it

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“When one thing is a thing the other thing is also a thing bt more of a thing then the last thing multiplied to the value of pi, Whats the point of what i just said? The other thing is tastier than Pi”
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Posted: 30 April 2008 02:35 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 213 ]
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I closed the thread you had opened because it was questioning if the Spam/scam email you got was real or not.  That question was answered.  You then went and posted more examples of the Spam/scam email you got.

This thread already exists for examples of those types of emails so I closed your thread.  Its original purpose (to find out of the email was real) had been fulfilled and this thread already exists to post interesting Spam/scam emails in.

That DOES NOT mean you have to post you emails, but if you have one you want to share it should go here.  In fact, you should only post them if it is interesting or unique in some way.  (Make sure you tell why it is interesting or unique.  See all the previous examples posted here.)

We are not interested in seeing every single Spam email you get, thank you.  In fact, we’re not even interested in seeing a lot of them.  One every once in a while is fine.  (Again, go back and look at previous posts in this thread and you can note the dates to see how often this thread actually gets posted in by different people.)

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Posted: 12 May 2008 06:58 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 214 ]
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From some relatives of Madmouse?!

I did not make it completely bold like the original message was.

From : Miss vegie mouse
Abidjan, Ivory Coast
West Africa.

Dearest One,

I am introducing myself as Miss vegie mouse the only daughter of late Chief and Mrs.  mouse John . My father was a very wealthy Coccoa merchant in Abidjan, the economic capital of Ivory Coast; my father was poisoned to death by his business associates during one of their outings on a business trip. My mother died when I was a baby and since then my father took me so special. Before the death of my father on march 2008 in a private hospital here in abidjan he secretly called me on his bed side and told me that he has the sum of Seven million,five hundred thousand United State Dollars ($US7.5M) left in fixed / suspense account in one of the prime bank here in Abidjan,that he used my name as his only daughter for the next of Kin in depositing of the fund. He also explained to me that it was because of this wealth that he was poisoned by his business associates. That due to the incessant political crisis in this country and to avoid been kill by his enemies I should seek for a foreign partner in a country of my choice where I will transfer this money and use it for investment purpose such as real estate or hotel management.

*Gasp*

I’m in Hotel Management!  How did she know?

Please, I am honourably seeking your assistance in the following ways:

(1) To provide a bank account into which this money would be transferred to.
(2) To serve as a guardian of this fund since I am still a small girl
(3) To make arrangement for me to come over to your country to further my education and also to secure a resident permit in your country.Moreover, I am willing to offer you 15% of the total sum as compensation for your effort/ input after the successful transfer of this fund into your nominated account overseas.Furthermore, Pls indicate your options towards assisting me as I believe that this transaction would be conclude within seven (7) days you signify your interest to assist me. For my security reasons, please reply me through my private email:


Anticipating to hear from you urgently.
Thanks and God bless.
Yours Sincerely,
vegie mouse

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Posted: 12 May 2008 11:45 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 215 ]
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I always love how they take pains to appear reassuringly honest and legitimate. I mean, imagine meeting someone on the street. “HI there, friend! I’m Larry, and I’m honest and legitimate!“ Most of us would not politely, and back away.

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Posted: 13 May 2008 02:51 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 216 ]
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LOL vegie mouse…

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Posted: 13 May 2008 12:42 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 217 ]
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Tah - 12 May 2008 06:58 PM

From some relatives of Madmouse?!

cheese
*looks innocent*

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Posted: 15 May 2008 06:30 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 218 ]
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ATTENTION:
This is to officially inform you that it has come to our notice, the Federal
Bureau Investigation ( FBI ), that the sum of $8.3 Million U.S Dollars contained
is here in the United State Of America in your name. That is why we have decided
to contact you directly to acquire the proper verifications and proof from you
to show that you are the rightful person to receive this fund, because the above
mentioned amount is a huge amount of money, that is why we want to make sure
that money you are about to receive is legal and we need to verify that you are
not involved in any terrorist movement and money laundry. it has already been
confirmed in your name, but funds are right now in our custody waiting to be
released to you,we have verified and investigated that you are the right
beneficiary to claim the funds, all we need from you is verification and proof
due to the huge amount of money involved.

As a matter of national security, we are to serve and to protect the UNITED
STATES OF AMERICA. The only advice we can give to you as at this time is to try
your best to provide the required document so that your funds will be release to
you in your favor, this funds are rightfully yours. You can obtain the document
from the FBI in NIGERIA where the fund was transfered from, using the following
information:

Agent Robin Scott Tel:deleted
E-mail: robin.scott15ATgmail.com

We have done our verification on your FBI Identification Record and checked your
criminal records, the only document remaining now is the Diplomatic Immunity
Seal Of Transfer(DIST) to satisfy us that the money you are about to receive is
free from Terrorism and Money Laundry act. You are to forward the documents to
us immediately if you have it with you, but if you don’t have it, you can get it
from the country where the fund was transfered from, you are to contact the
Federal Bureau Of Investigation Nigeria to obtain the above required
document.

Furthermore, be advice that according to the United State Laws and also the FBI
rules and regulations, you are to obtain the document from the FBI in Nigeria
where the fund was transferred from. Also Note that you are to take care of the
Document to be issued to you right away, because due to how important and
secured the document is, it is not issued just like that.

An FBI Identification Record and Diplomatic Immunity Seal Of Transfer(DIST)
often referred to as a Criminal History Record or Rap Sheet, is a listing of
certain information taken from fingerprint submissions retained by the FBI in
connection with arrests and, in some instances, federal employment,
naturalization, or military service.

If the fingerprints are related to an arrest, the Identification Record includes
name of the agency that submitted the fingerprints to the FBI, the date of
arrest, the arrest charge, and the disposition of the arrest, if known to the
FBI.

All arrest data included in an Identification Record is obtained from
fingerprint submissions, disposition reports and other reports submitted by
agencies having criminal justice responsibilities.

The United States Department of Justice Order 556-73 establishes rules and
regulations for the subject of an FBI Identification Record to obtain a copy of
his or her own Record for review. The FBI’s Criminal Justice Information
Services (CJIS) Division processes these requests.

An individual may request a copy of his or her own FBI Identification Record for
personal review or to challenge information on the Record. Other reasons an
individual may request a copy of his or her own Identification Record may
include international adoption or to satisfy a requirement to live or work in a
foreign country ( i.e., Diplomatic Immunity Seal Of Transfer, letter of good
conduct, criminal history background, etc.)

On October 9, 1998, President Clinton signed into law the National Crime
Prevention and Privacy Compact (Compact) Act of 1998, establishing an
infrastructure by which states can exchange criminal records for no criminal
justice purposes according to the laws of the requesting state, and provide
reciprocity among the states to share records without charging each other for
the information.

The Compact became effective April 28, 1999, after Montana and Georgia became
the first two states to ratify it, respectively. To date, 27 states have
ratified the Compact.

The Compact Council as a national independent authority, works in partnership
with criminal history record custodians, end users, and policy makers to
regulate and facilitate the sharing the complete, accurate, and timely criminal
history record information to no criminal justice users in order to enhance
public safety, welfare and
security of Society while recognizing the importance of individual privacy
rights.

NOTE: We have asked for the above documents to make available the most complete
and up-to date records possible for no criminal justice purposes.

You are here by advice to Contact the Fbi in Nigeria, through the email address
above to enquire from them on how you are going to get the required document.
Note that you are to do this immediately if you really want your fund to be
released to you and also if you don’t want any legal action to be taken on you.
We have already informed the FBI in Nigeria about the present situation, so go
ahead and contact them immediately.

Your fund is now in our custody and will only be released to you upon the
confirmation of the required document, After that the fund will be released to
you immediately without any delay.

FORWARD THE DOCUMENT AND OTHER CORRESPONDENCES TO US VIA EMAIL ATTACHEMENT AS
SOON AS YOU OBTAIN IT USING THE FOLLOWING INFORMATION:

PATRICK WHYTE
FBI FIELD AGENT
E-MAIL: fbiATinvestigationunit.info
Phone: deleted


continued

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Posted: 15 May 2008 06:34 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 219 ]
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We currently have jurisdiction over violations of more than 200 categories of
federal law. So you can see that we can track you down through Investigative
programs. We have your address and the evidence and status of your wired funds,
so we can arrest you anytime anywhere.

NOTE: We have asked for the above documents to make available the most complete
and up-to date records possible for no criminal justice purposes.

WARNING: If you failure to produce the above requirement in the next 48 hours,
legal action will be taken immediately by
arresting and detaining you, justificated and if found guilty, you will be
jailed. As terrorism, drug trafficking and money laundering is a serious problem
in our community today. The F.B.I will not stop at any length in tracking down
and persecuting any criminal who indulge in this criminal act. FORWARD THE
DOCUMENT TO US VIA EMAIL ATTACHEMENT AS SOON AS YOU OBTAIN IT.

For: FBI Director
FBI FIELD AGENT
HEAD OF INVESTIGATIONS
AGENT PATRICK WHYTE

Forcing me to turn over my information under the threat of being arrested by the FBI! big surprise

I went to the real FBI website and reported the scam - Internet scams can be reported Here

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Posted: 15 May 2008 06:46 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 220 ]
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I don’t know Oppie, looks legiit, they used the word “justificated” which I believe is reserved only for real FBI agents.

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