Things are looking up for me in the dating scene… I’ve had a man propose to me (that we handle money together)...
*wonders if it involves getting nekkid*
Dear Friend,
My name is Mr.Yun, I work with DBS Bank, Taipei Branch, Taiwan.
I have a Business Proposal of Forty Four million Five Hundred Thousand
United State Dollars only ( $44,500,000.00 ) for you to handle with me in
my bank.
I will need you to assist me in excuting this Business Project from Taiwan
to your country. I need to know if you will be able to handle this with me
before I explain to you in details ?
From the “THE NEW HONORABLE MINISTER OF FINANCE - FEDERAL MINISTRY OF FINANCE”... Sounds legit to me
by the way… the country code for calling Nigeria is 234…
DR. SHAMSUDDEEN USMAN
THE NEW HONORABLE MINISTER OF FINANCE OF THE FEDERAL MINISTRY OF FINANCE
ON: ATM PAYMENT.
ATTENTION BENEFICIARY,
I AM MR. SHAMSUDDEEN USMAN, THE NEW HONORABLE MINISTER OF FINANCE. WITH FULL
DEDICATION TO DUTY AND HAVING GONE THROUGH YOUR PAYMENT FILE, I WISH TO
OFFICIALLY INFORM YOU THAT WE HAVE VERIFIED YOUR CONTRACT/INHERITANCE FILE AND
FOUND OUT THAT THE REASON WHY YOU HAVE NOT RECEIVED YOUR PAYMENT IS BECAUSE YOU
HAVE NOT FULFILLED THE OBLIGATIONS GIVEN TO YOU IN RESPECT OF YOUR CONTRACT /
INHERITANCE PAYMENT.
SECONDLY; WE HAVE BEEN INFORMED THAT YOU ARE STILL DEALING YOUR FUND STILL PROVE
ABORTIVE. I WISH TO WARN YOU THAT SUCH AN ILLEGAL ACT OF THIS KIND HAS TO STOP
IMMEDIATELY IF YOU REALLY WISH TO RECEIVE YOUR PAYMENT SINCE THE PRESENT
ADMINISTRATION HAS FINALLY BROUGTH A SOLUTION TO YOUR PAYMENT PROBLEM. RIGHT
NOW, ARRANGEMENTS HAS BEEN CONCLUDED FOR THE RELEASE OF A PART PAYMENT FOR THE
FIRST QUARTER OF THIS YEAR 2007 THROUGH OUR SWIFT CARD PAYMENT CENTER ASIA
PACIFIC. THIS IS THE LATEST INSTRUCTION FROM THE PRESIDENT MR. UMARU MUSA
YAR’ADUA (GCFR).
THIS ATM SWIFT CARD PAYMENT CENTER WILL RELEASE YOUR ATM CARD TO YOU. THIS ATM
CARD CAN BE USE TO WITHDRAW MONEY IN ANY AUTOMATED TELLER MACHINE (ATM) IN ANY
PART OF THE WORLD. IF YOU WISH TO RECEIVE YOUR LONG AWAITED PAYMENT THROUGH THE
ATM CARD, KINDLY INDICATE YOUR INTEREST BY CONTACTING THE ATM SWIFT CARD PAYMENT
CENTER ON THE CONTACT INFORMATION BELOW:
REV. NICHOLAS SMITH
GUARANTY TRUST BANK PLC
ATM INTEGRATED SWIFT PAYMENT DEPARTMENT
TEL/FAX: +234-1-473 ####
MOBILE: +234-703 185 ####
EMAIL: federalministryoffinance1AToued.org
YOU ARE ALSO ADVISED TO PROVIDE THE ATM PAYMENT CENTER WITH THE UNDER LISTED
INFORMATION FOR THEIR PROPER VERIFICATION WITH THE PAYMENT SCHEDULE THAT WAS
TENDERED TO THEM:
1.NAME IN FULL
2.ADDRESS
3.NATIONALITY
4.AGE
5.SEX
6.OCCUPATION
7.PHONE/FAX
8.PRESENT COUNTRY
THE ATM CARD PAYMENT CENTER HAS BEEN MANDATED BY THE FEDERAL MINISTRY OF FINANCE
TO ISSUE OUT A PART PAYMENT OF $2,500,000.00 FROM THE TOTAL SUM BY ATM AS A PART
PAYMENT FOR THIS FISCAL YEAR 2007. ALSO FOR YOUR INFORMATION; THE FEDERAL
MINISTRY OF FINANCE HEREBY ADVISE YOU TO ADHERE TO INSTRUCTION FROM THE GUARANTY
TRUST BANK PLC ATM CARD PAYMENT CENTER FOR THE RELEASE OF YOUR ATM CARD, FAILURE
TO COMPLY TO INSTRUCTION’S FROM THE ATM CENTER, FEDERAL MINISTRY OF FINANCE
SHALL NOT BE LIABLE FOR ANY TERMINATION OF PAYMENT.
FURTHER COMMUNICATION (S) WITH ANY OTHER PERSON (S) OR OFFICE (S) SHOULD STOP
IMMEDIATELY. THIS IS TO AVOID ANY HITCHES IN FINALIZING YOUR PAYMENT. CALL THE
ATM CENTER ON THEIR DIRECT TELEPHONE NUMBER (S) OR EMAIL THEM ON THE ABOVE
INFORMATION AS SOON AS YOU RECEIVE THIS NOTIFICATION.
NOTE: THAT BECAUSE OF IMPOSTORS, WE HEREBY ISSUED YOU OUR CODE OF CONDUCT, WHICH
IS (**0155**2007**F.M.F**) SO YOU HAVE TO INDICATE THIS CODE WHEN CONTACTING THE
GUARANTY TRUST BANK PLC ATM CARD PAYMENT CENTER. CONGRATULATION!
YOURS FAITHFULLY,
DR. SHAMSUDDEEN USMAN
THE NEW HONORABLE MINISTER OF FINANCE
FEDERAL MINISTRY OF FINANCE.
Important enough for them to send it through twice!
CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA
TINUBU SQUARE,VICTORIA ISLAND,
LAGOS-NIGERIA
OFFICE OF THE GOVERNOR
FOREIGN REMITTANCE DEPARTMENT
CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA
OUR REF: CBN/IRD/CBX/021/05
Attn: Honourable Contractor
RE: IMMEDIATE PAYMENT OF YOUR CONTRACT INHERITANCE ON CONTRACT #:MAV/NNPC/FGN/MIN/009.
Following the protest of the International Community, The World Bank, IMF and the instruction by the President and Commander in Chief of the armed forces( yah ra duwa ) that all outstanding forieghn debts especially next of kin payment should be released to the benefeciaries forthwith unconditionally.
From the records of outstanding contractors due for payment with the Government of Nigeria. Your name and company was discovered as next of kin on the list of the outstanding contractors who have not received their payments. I wish to inform you that your payment is being processed and will be released to you as soon as you respond to this letter. Also note that from the record in my file, your outstanding contract payment is (Ten Million, Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars).
Please re-confirm to me if this is inline with what you have in your record and also re-confirm to me the followings:
1) Your full name.
2) Phone, Fax and Mobile #.
3) Company name, Position and Address.
4) Profession, age,sex and marital status.
5) Any kind of identification
As soon as this information are received, your payment will be made to you in a certified bank draft or wired to your bank account directly from Central bank of Nigeria or any of the sisters bank and the a copy of transfer confirmation informations will be given to you for you to take to your bank and confirm it.
YOURS SINCERELY,
PROFESSOR CHARLES C. SOLUDO
GOVERNOR, CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA (CBN)
Dudes… I’ve been granted a diplomatic immunity payment in Nigeria
THE PRESIDENCY
Aso Rock villa, Asokoro District, Abuja
Direct Security Line 234-808-342-2181,Fax,234-8029402741
Email: genpeterolucbn2000ATi12.com
CONFIDENTIAL DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY PAYMENT
Dear Sir/Madam,
I am General Peter Olu (Rtd), National Special Adviser to President Aihaji
Umar Musa Yaradua Federal Republic of Nigeria I am delighted to inform you that
the contract panel, which just concluded it’s seating in Abuja just released
your name amongst contractors to benefit from the Diplomatic Immunity Payment.
This Panel was primarily delegated to investigate manipulated contract claims,
contracts and over-invoiced payment as the effect has eaten deep into the
economy of our dear country.
However, we wish to bring to your notice that your contract profile is still
reflecting in our central computer as unpaid contractor while auditing was going
on. Your contract file was forwarded to my office by the auditors as unclaimed
fund, we wish to use this medium to inform you that for the time being Federal
Government of Nigeria have stopped further payment through bank to bank transfer
due to contractors numerous petitions to United Nations against Nigeria on
wrong payment and diversion of contract funds to different account.
In this regards we are going to send your contract part payment of 4.1Million
USD.To you via our accredited shipping company and I have secured every needed
documents to cover the money. Note: The money is coming on 2 security proof
boxes. The boxes are sealed with synthetic nylon seal and padded with machine.
Please you don’t have to worry for anything, as the transaction is 100% risk
free. The boxes are coming with a Diplomatic agent who will accompany the boxes
to your house address. All you need to do now is to send to me your full house
address and your identity such as, international Passport or drivers license and
your mobile phone and telephone number, The Diplomatic Attachй will travel with
it. He will call you immediately he arrives your country’s airport. I hope you
understand me.
Note: The diplomat does not know the original contents of the boxes. What l
declared to them as the contents is Sensitive Photographic Film Materials for
security reasons. I did not declare money to them please. If they call you and
ask you the contents please tell them the same thing Ok. Call me on my direct
phone (234-808-342-2181) or Fax: (234-8029402741) email: (genpeterolucbn2000ATi12.com)
and I will let you know how far I have gone with the arrangement. I will secure
the Diplomatic immunity clearance certificate, which will make it pass every
custom checkpoint all over the world without hitch. Confirm the receipt of this
message and send the requirements to me immediately you receive this message.
Please I need urgent reply because the boxes are schedule to live as soon as we
hear from you. Call me immediately.
Congratulations.
Best Regards,
General Peter Olu (Rtd).
National Security Adviser to the President
Federal Republic of Nigeria
I usually don’t pay enough attention to my junk email to even bother posting here with them. But this one made it through the Gmail spam filter and I took a gander from the “interesting” subject line. (Red and bold highlight is mine because it was the part I found particularly amusing. Apparently the World Wide Web is a little wider than the world.)
Email subject: YOUR REWARD FOR USING THE INTERNERT.
THE DIRECTOR INTERNATIONAL WORLD WIDE
INTERNET USER
LOTTORY PRIZE AWARD DEPT.
52 Gleneagles Rd.
Heald Green
Cheadle Cheshire
SK8 3EL
United Kingdom.
Dear Winner,
I am pleased to inform you that One of the
best things that can happen to any
internet user,is to be rewarded for spending
their money and time on the internet.
You may not have known that over One
Hundred Billion people daily surf the
internet on regular basis for different reasons.
The year is coming to an end again and we
decided to reward 80%
of the internet users and your email has made
you a winner.
Each email address was attached to a ticket
number and your email address with
Ticket number: 5647600545188.
You have won the sum of 150.000 British
Pounds.
To claim your prize Contact the Financial /
Claims Manager office with
the under listed informations as soon as
possible: Full Name, Address,
Country, Age, Sex, Occupation, Phone, Fax and
the date you received this information.
==========================
Mrs Susan Worgan.
Financial Claims Manager
Email: [removed]@yahoo.com
==========================
Regards,
Dr.Alen Freeman.
Director of Promotions,
London, United Kingdom
So they’re going to reward 80 BILLION people just for using the internet? (Or is it “internert”?) That’s a heck of a lot of money and prizes to be giving away. I wonder how they could possibly afford to give away that kind of money?
This is different… They are telling me to stop dealing with “non-officials” and offering to send me an ATM card.
To:Oppiejoe@aol.com
From: williammogajiATexcite.com
Date:Tue, 23 Oct 2007 11:37 pm
Zenith Bank ATM
RE:YOUR PAYMENT NOTIFICATION
From:Dr Williams Mogaji.
Remittance Manager
Zenith Bank Of Nigeria.
Cell Number:+####-##########
Attention:Sir/ Madam.
This is to officially inform you that we have verified
your contract file presently on my desk, and find
out that you have not received your payment due to
your lack of co-operation and not fulfilling the
sum. You are hereby adviced to stop
dealing with some non-officials in the bank as this is
an illegal act and will have to stop if you so wish to
receive your payment immediately.After the board of
directors meeting held at our headquarters, it was
resolved in finding a solution to this problem, as
you may
know, we have arranged your payment through our SWIFT
CARD PAYMENT CENTRE in Europe, America,Africa, Asia
and Pacific, which is the instruction given by our
president, ALAHAJI USMAN AMIR YARADUA (GCFR) Federal
Republic of Nigeria.After the g8 meeting recently in
Germany.
This card centre will send you an ATM CARD which you
will use to withdraw your money in any ATM AUTHOMATED
MACHINE in Any part of the world, but the maximum is
($15,000.00)fifteen Thousand U.S.A Dollars per
transaction. So, if you like to receive your fund this
way,reply to this office imediately for the issuance
of your (ATM)CARD.
Please send your the following for official use and
verifications.
(1) Your Full Name
(2) Address where you want the payment centre to send
your ATM CARD.
(3) Phone And Fax Number
(4) Age And profession
(5) Marital status.
Must stop any further communication with anybody or
office hencefort apart from this office of the
presidency. On this regards. do not hesitate to
contact me for more
details and direction.
Thanks for your co-operation.
Best Regards,
If you can’t be bothered with reading all caps, the gist of this story is that Renee Carlos Garcia was murdered by his ex-wife Lucy because he changed his will to have his Asian girlfriend Sue Perkasa sole beneficiary. Sue was subsequently killed in a plane crash, and they want me to take control of US$15,500,000…
ATTN,
I AM BARRISTER MOHAMMED BASHIR SHEHATA, THE PERSONAL ATTORNEY AND ADVISER TO LATE ENGR.RENEE CARLOS GARCIA, AN AMERICAN CITIZEN AND ENGINEER WITH EXXON-MOBILE OIL COMPANY A MULTINATIONAL COMPANY, WITH AREA OFFICE HERE IN PORT-HARCOURT, RIVER-STATE NIGERIA .
I AM CONTACTING YOU ON THE DEATH OF ENGR.RENEE CARLOS GARCIA WHO WAS MURDERED IN COLD BLOOD BY HIS EX-WIFE LUCY, ENGR. RENEE CARLOS GARCIA WAS KILLED BY HIS EX-WIFE WHEN SHE DISCOVERED THAT HER HUSBAND HAS CHANGED HIS WILL INCLUDING HIS FUNDS HERE AND ESTATE IN FAVOR OF HIS ASIAN GIRL FRIEND (SUE PERKASA) WHO OPERATED AS A HARLOT HERE IN NIGERIA BEFORE HER DEATH.
WITH THE RECENT PLANE CRASH HERE IN NIGERIA, THAT LEADS TO THE DEATH OF SUE PERKASA THE ASIAN GIRL, ON THE 10TH OF DECEMBER 2005, IT WAS DISCOVERED THAT SUE PERKASA DIED WITHOUT WRITING A WILL.AS THE PERSONAL ATTORNEY TO THE LATE ENGR. RENEE CARLOS GARCIA,THE ESTATE AND THE FUNDS ARE PRESENTLY BEING CONTROLLED BY ME, WITH THE RECENT LETTER FROM THE BANK FOR THE DORMANCY OF THE SAID ACCOUNT,I HAVE NOTICED WITH MY INVESTIGATION THAT ENGR. RENEE CARLOS GARCIA HAS THE SUM OF $15,500,000:00 (FIFTEEN MILLION FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATE DOLLARS) DEPOSITED INTO THE SAID ACCOUNT,I HAVE REPLIED TO THE BANK FOR AN EXTENSION OF TWO WEEKS AS TO ENABLE ME PRESENT THE NEXT OF KIN TO THE ACCOUNT, IT IS ON THIS I AM SEEKING YOUR FOREIGN PARTNERSHIP AS TO ENABLE ME PRESENT YOU AS THE NEXT OF KIN/BENEFICIARY OF THE SAID FUND AND ESTATE, FOR THE RELEASE OF THE SAID FUNDS INTO YOUR ACCOUNT PENDING MY ARRIVAL THERE IN YOUR COUNTRY FOR DISBURSEMENT AND ESTABLISHMENT.
I HAVE RESOLVED TO OFFER YOU 40% OF THE SAID SUM FOR THIS ROLE, 5% HAS BEEN SET ASIDE FOR REIMBURSEMENT OF ANY INCIDENTAL EXPENSES IN THE COURSE OF THIS TRANSFER.IT IS IMPORTANT TO LET YOU KNOW THAT, I HERE WITH MY POSITION AS AN ATTORNEY WILL SECURE EVERY LEGAL DOCUMENTS TO EFFECT THIS CHANGE IN YOUR FAVOUR HERE IN MY COUNTRY WITHOUT ANY RISK ON YOUR SIDE, THE ONLY ROLE I REQUIRE FROM YOU IS THE PROVISION OF THE UTILIZATION (SOURCE) ACCOUNT AND THE CONFIDENTIALITY OF EVERY STEP THERE IN YOUR COUNTRY, FOR THE FACT THAT I HAVE MY PROFESSION TO PROTECT AS A LEGAL PRACTITIONER.
TO EFFECT THIS CHANGE IN YOUR FAVOR I SHALL REQUIRE THE FOLLOWING INFORMATION FROM YOU:
1) YOUR FULL NAME.
2) PHONE, FAX AND MOBILE NUMBERS.
3) COMPANY NAME, POSITION AND CONTACT ADDRESS.
4) PROFESSION, AGE AND MARITAL STATUS.
PLEASE FORWARD YOUR RESPONSE TO THIS MY CONFIDENTIAL E-MAIL ADDRESS :-(
) FOR FURTHER DETAILS.
