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Posted: 08 September 2006 06:35 AM   [ Ignore ]
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DAYZERS NL. INTERNATIONAL
PROMOTIONS/PRIZE AWARD
DEPARTMENT
DENNERODE
100C,1209 AE,
AMSTERDAM.
THE NETHERLANDS.
RESULTS FOR CATEGORY “A”
DRAWS
Dear Sir/Madam,
Congratulations to you as we bring to your
notice, the results of the Second Category draws of THE LOTT NL. PROMO
INT. We are happy to inform you that you have emerged as a winner under
the First Category,which is part of our promotional draws. The draws
are being officiallyannounced today 6th septerber 2006 , Participants
were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from 2,500,000
email addresses of individuals and companies from Africa, America,
Asia, Australia,Europe, Middle East, and Oceania as paart of our
International Promotions Program.
Your e-mail address, attached to
ticket number 46939, with serial number 472-9768 and lucky number W-
91237-H?67/B4 consequently won in the First Category. You have
therefore been awarded a lump sum pay out of ?1,000,000 (One Million
Euros), which is the winning payout for Category A winners.

This is
from a total cash prize of ?10,000,000.00 (Ten Million Euros) shared
amongst the first Ten (10) lucky winners in this category.
In your
best interest to avoid mix up of numbers and names of any kind, we
request that you keep the entire details of your award strictly from
public notice until the
process of transferring your claims has been
completed, and your funds remitted to your account. This is part of our
security protocol to avoid double claiming or unscrupulous acts by
Participants/nonparticipants of this program. Please contact our paying
bank (Inter Continental Alliance Finance & Securities) immediately for
due processing and remittance of your prize money to a designated
account of your choice:

NOTE: For easy reference and identification,
find below your Reference and Batch numbers. Remember to quote these
numbers in your correspondence with your paying bank.
REF Number:
NM/BC921245/KY14
BATCH No: NM/207161/WOP.
CONGRATULATIONS!!!
Your fund
is now deposited with the paying Bank. To begin your claims,
kindly
contact the paying bank with the below information:
***********************************************
Contact person: Mr.Henk
Marcel.
(International Remittance Department).
E-mail:
.(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)
PHONE:+31616140369
FAX:+31847154073
***********************************************
NOTE: All claims are
nullified after 20 working days from today.
Congratulations once again
from all our staff, and thank you for being part of our promotions
program.
Yours Sincerely,
Mrs. REBECCA FOLLY
(Lottery Coordinator).

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Posted: 08 September 2006 06:39 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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When will these people learn…

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Posted: 08 September 2006 09:55 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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I like it that the mail is appropriately signed by a Mrs “Folly”...

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Posted: 09 September 2006 04:20 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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Just imagine all of the imaginary things you can now do with your imaginary money!

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Posted: 08 October 2006 10:23 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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I got this one recently Boo…
notice the “reply to” does not match the “from” address
(The yahoo suffix indicates Singapore)

... I could really use the money right now though… downer

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Greetings from me and my family.

Getting your contact was not an easy task because since I am not computer
literate, I ordered my son to seek a partner very far away and he went to the
institute of International Business to apply and he paid them the charges. My
name is NOH DAE-JUNG, The brother of GENERAL. NOH TAE-WOO, the former
President of South Korea who ascended to power through a popular electoral
victory in 1988 to 1992. After serving duly, he was accused of mass embezzlement which
ran into billions of won because of the GREAT OLYMPICS 1988 which brought Korea to the
world lime light, and was arrested but released after long years of
incarceration and now under scrutiny.

Before my brother’s was overthrown, I secretly siphoned the sum of 30
mil United States Currency out of Seoul and deposited the money with a security firm that
transports valuable goods and through diplomatic means. I am contacting you
because I want you to deal with the security company and claim the money on my
behalf since I have declared that the consignment belong to my foreign
business partner. You shall also be required to assist me in investment in your
country.
I expect you to declare what percentage of the total money you will take for
your assistance. When I receive your positive response I will let you
know where the security company is and the payment pin code to claim the money which is
very important.we do not want the government of my Country to know about the
money because they will believe I got the money from my brother while he was
still in office as president .Once you confirm the receipt of the
money ,I will come over with my Children to your Country or any Country in Europe to start a
new life with my Family. As soon as payment is effected, and the amount
mentioned above is successfully transferred into your account, we
intend to use our own share in acquiring some estates abroad. For this too you shall also be
our overseas manager of all our properties and you will be paid based on a
certain percentage agreed on by both parties. For now, let all our
communication be by e-mail because my line is right now connected to the South Korean
Telecommunication Network services therefore we can not take the chances of
being heard.

  Thank you in anticipation of your cooperation.

Yours faithfully,
Noh Dae-Jung.

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Posted: 08 October 2006 12:41 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]
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FROM SELECT AWARD!!!

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Posted: 14 October 2006 01:01 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]
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[color=purple]Woot… I won

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Posted: 17 October 2006 10:52 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]
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Yay! One million, one hundred and seventy thousand euros* this time!

*Actually, they seem unsure about this. See section I bolded below.

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LOTERIA NACIONAL INT.
AWARD/PROMOTIONAL DEPARTMENT
EUROPE ZONAL CO-ORDINATOR.
http://loteria.com/loteria.php

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Posted: 29 October 2006 01:31 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 8 ]
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These guys seem a tad confused as to whether this is an annual or weekly lottery…

From: Mr.David Junior,
Euro-Afro-American-Fair Lottery
Headquarters: 1a, Bexon Court Carlton
Nottingham shire Nottingham NG4 1SQ Essex
United Kingdom
Customer Service: 580 NCA 85914
Ref: EAASL/015-41OYI/06
Batch: 18/009/UK34
Tel: + +447031740709
Tel: +447031740710

               
                  CONGRATULATIONS WINNING NOTIFICATION

Attn:Sir/Madam,

The Euro-Afro- American Fair Lottery Promotion team is proud to inform you that you have won US$1 950,000.00 Why you have won, Your E-mail address is one of 130 lucky Addresses who have won in the weekly Promotion.

Details on the Winnings

Your Winning Reference Number is: kMP/73253ZA/2006 Batch Number: 642376/ZA/2006. Just contact our processing manager below for claiming of your prize and remember to quote your reference and Batch Number for easy processing of your prize.

You have therefore been approved to claim a total sum of US$1,950,000.00 (ONE MILLION NINE HUNDRED AND FIFTY THOUSAND DOLLARS .)  in cash credited to file KPC/9080118308/02.This is from a total cash prizeshared amongst the first One Hundred and thirty (130) lucky winners in this category world-wide.

Please not! e that your lucky winning number falls within our Afro booklet representative office in Africa as indicated in your play coupon. In view of this, your US$1,950,000.00 (ONE MILLION NINE HUNDRED AND FIFTY THOUSAND DOLLARS .) would be released to you by Bank of South Africa.

Our African agent will immediately commence the process to facilitate the release of your funds as soon as you contact him.  All participants were selected randomly from World Wide Web site through computer draws system and extracted from over 10 ,000,00 companies.

This promotion takes place annually. For security reasons, you are advised to keep your winning information confidential till your claims is processed and your money remitted to you in whatever manner you deem fit to claim your prize.Please we advised you to keep this Secret code confidential, don

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Posted: 30 October 2006 03:15 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 9 ]
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[color=purple]I won

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Posted: 30 October 2006 08:24 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 10 ]
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Incidentally, all these have only turned up since I registered for a certain UK recruitment agency… *cough*monster.co.uk*cough*

INORBIT CHARITY PROMOTIONS BV
MAXHAVELASTRAAT 522C, 3046TG
ROTTERDAM THE NETHERLANDS

                              WINNING NOTIFICATION

REF NO; AIF61693628-09

DEAR SIR/MADAM,

SEQUEL TO THE ANNUAL PROMOTION DRAW OF THE ABOVE NAMED ESTABLISHMENT IN
EUROPE, CONDUCTED ON THE 28TH OF OCTOBER 2006. I AM GLAD TO NOTIFY YOU
THAT YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS ATTACHED TO TICKET NUMBER 40338522CH WON IN
THE THIRD CATEGORY A LUMP-SUM OF EIGHT HUNDRED AND FIFTY THOUSAND DOLLARS
(USD 850,000;00).

CONGRATULATIONS AND BE ADVISED TO KEEP CONFIDETIAL TILL YOUR PRIZE IS
PROCESSED TO AVOID MULTIPLE APPLICATIONS/FILLINGS. ALL PARTICIPANTS
WERE SELECTED RANDOMLY BY A COMPUTER SOFTWARE BALLOT DEVICE.

THIS PROMOTION IS SPONSORED BY A GROUP OF CORPORATE ESTABLISHMENT AND
ACCREDITED CHARITABLE ORGANIZATIONS IN EUROPE.

BE INFORMED THAT A MINIMUM OF 20% OF YOUR PRIZE MUST BE DONATED TO A
REMARKABLE CHARITY ORGANIZATION IN YOUR LOCALITY OR ANY WHERE IN THE
WORLD.

TO FILE FOR YOUR CLAIM, PLEASE CONTACT YOUR FIDUCIAL AGENT;
MRS. JULIANA VAN DIJK. INORBIT CONSULTANT 11 E-MAIL;
(.(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)), or (.(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)).

CONGRATULATIONS ONCE MORE,
SINCERELY YOURS
MRS ANITA HANS

NB; KINDLY STATE YOUR REF AND TICKET NUMBERS WHEN FILLING FOR YOUR
CLAIM.

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Posted: 31 October 2006 10:36 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 11 ]
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Smerk - 29 October 2006 05:31 AM

These guys seem a tad confused as to whether this is an annual or weekly lottery…

England just recently switched to the new “Short Year” policy to help simplify fiscal matters.  From here on, one year is equal to seven days.  Yup.

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