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Its true! Aliens arrested at Area 51!!!!!
 
LaMa
Posted: 31 August 2006 04:14 PM   [ Ignore ]
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Its true! Aliens arrested at Area 51!!!!!

http://www.ice.gov/pi/news/newsreleases/articles/060829roswell.htm

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Posted: 31 August 2006 04:31 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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Now all we need is to get somebody named Nessie arrested for illegal bathing at Loch Ness, and find somebody with the last name Bigfoot arrested in Yellowstone, or the Pacific Northwest!

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Posted: 31 August 2006 04:36 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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Area 51?  I thought that was in Nevada?  The article says they were in Roswell, New Mexico.  Still an alien connection, though.

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Posted: 01 September 2006 04:25 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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Tah - 31 August 2006 08:36 PM

Area 51?  I thought that was in Nevada?  The article says they were in Roswell, New Mexico.  Still an alien connection, though.


* hides face in shame *

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Posted: 01 September 2006 05:55 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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FunkmasterTaste - 31 August 2006 08:31 PM

Now all we need is to get somebody named Nessie arrested for illegal bathing at Loch Ness, and find somebody with the last name Bigfoot arrested in Yellowstone, or the Pacific Northwest!

Not funny.
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Posted: 01 September 2006 06:35 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]
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Tah - 31 August 2006 08:36 PM

Area 51?  I thought that was in Nevada?  The article says they were in Roswell, New Mexico.

Ah, but that’s just what THEY want you to think.  THEY are tricky that way.

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Posted: 01 September 2006 02:40 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]
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I think Lama used Area 51 in the header to decieve us.

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Posted: 01 September 2006 03:49 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]
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This one’s probably Area 51B  
Aliens mix it up all the time smile

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Posted: 01 September 2006 08:46 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 8 ]
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I know this is a bit serious for the thread, but this caught my attention:
“Aliens who re-enter the United States after having been deported face felony charges, and sentences up to 20 years in prison if convicted.”
Is it just me, or is that just a bit counterproductive? You’re putting them in one of our (well, the USA’s) jails, where tax payers money goes to feed and house them for up to 20 years…
Isn’t the whole justification behind the anti-immigration laws that they are taking American’s jobs and money?

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Posted: 02 September 2006 01:00 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 9 ]
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Heh, the same thing happens here in Aus, Dark!  People make their way here illegally, so what do we do?  Lock ‘em up until someone can be bothered to work out whether to let them stay or send them home.

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