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Posted: 09 September 2005 11:30 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 34 ]
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I believe its where they tie the guy down at the back end of a cannon and the recoil smashes his face to pieces…. about 90% fatal or so i believe…

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Posted: 09 September 2005 11:31 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 35 ]
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Avast there me Bucco!

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Posted: 09 September 2005 11:34 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 36 ]
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Arrrrr…. (hurray for bad light)...

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Posted: 09 September 2005 11:36 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 37 ]
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Hello Matt…
LOOK AT YOUR PMs!

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Posted: 09 September 2005 11:39 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 38 ]
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Who? Winston Churchill? Benjamin Disreali? William Pitt the Younger? Where does Matt keep them????

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Posted: 09 September 2005 11:40 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 39 ]
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Mort - 09 September 2005 03:30 PM

Mind you i heard about one old Pirate punishment which involved being tied chest first over the muzzle of the cannon, which was then fired. I think you can all imagine what that would do.

The British army did that to the Sepoyers during the mutiny in India too….

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Posted: 09 September 2005 11:41 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 40 ]
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In the cupboard, the bones frighten Kate…

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Posted: 09 September 2005 11:42 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 41 ]
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Boo - 09 September 2005 03:36 PM

Hello Matt…
LOOK AT YOUR PMs!

Or are you saying that Matt has Pre-Menstrual Syndrome???  What have you not been telling us, Boo and Matt?

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Posted: 09 September 2005 11:45 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 42 ]
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Partner’s Menstrual Syndrome perhaps?

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Posted: 09 September 2005 11:45 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 43 ]
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LaMa - 09 September 2005 03:40 PM
Mort - 09 September 2005 03:30 PM

Mind you i heard about one old Pirate punishment which involved being tied chest first over the muzzle of the cannon, which was then fired. I think you can all imagine what that would do.

The British army did that to the Sepoyers during the mutiny in India too….

They almost did it to Harry Flashman as well, but he managed to convince them he was really a British officer in disguise.

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Posted: 09 September 2005 11:46 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 44 ]
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Persistantly Matt Syndrome?

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