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Posted: 09 September 2005 11:05 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 23 ]
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Chuck - 09 September 2005 03:04 PM

lol boo

ok, so physically, he can drive, but not legally and in addition you have no car..got it wink

Pretty much.
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Posted: 09 September 2005 11:05 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 24 ]
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Chary, I’m only part-time.
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I can’t afford to be arrested.

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Posted: 09 September 2005 11:09 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 25 ]
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Arrr, yo’ fear o’ the scurvy police-dogs should be enough for us to Keel-haul ye! You lilly livered Blaggard!

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Posted: 09 September 2005 11:10 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 26 ]
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you wouldnt be arrested boo….just escorted to the nearest guillotine or gallows pole/tree or lampost LOL

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Posted: 09 September 2005 11:24 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 27 ]
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Boo - 09 September 2005 03:03 PM

Doesn’t, can’t (legally) and won’t (because we’d have to steal a car).

How about by bike?

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Posted: 09 September 2005 11:24 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 28 ]
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Or she’d be Keel-hauled, or given the “Cat”, or worse, being made to kiss the Gunners Daughter (That punishment sounds well harsh).

 

Guess who’s got his Pirate Glossary out…?

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Posted: 09 September 2005 11:24 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 29 ]
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Bike? Bike? Real pirates don’t use bikes. Yarrrr.


Ahem, i’ll stop now.

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Posted: 09 September 2005 11:27 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 30 ]
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LOL
I wanna go home!
1/2 an hour to go…

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Posted: 09 September 2005 11:28 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 31 ]
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made to kiss the gunners daughter???? thats either no punishment at all or a very harsh one, not quite sure what it means…guess it depends on how cute she is LOL

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Posted: 09 September 2005 11:29 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 32 ]
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Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum homies…

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Posted: 09 September 2005 11:30 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 33 ]
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According to this, er, document it involves being tied over a cannon and flogged. Mind you i heard about one old Pirate punishment which involved being tied chest first over the muzzle of the cannon, which was then fired. I think you can all imagine what that would do.

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