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Boo
Posted: 09 September 2005 09:41 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 12 ]
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You think I don’t have a pirate outfit?

Silly Chuck.

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Charybdis
Posted: 09 September 2005 09:44 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 13 ]
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If you’re going to be a female pirate, can I call you Ruth?

Yes, there are the remains of a very fine woman about Ruth

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Mort
Posted: 09 September 2005 09:46 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 14 ]
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We’re hiring the Regal Lady (a boat with a bar on board) on Sunday 18th for mates birthday, so i’m gonna pirate-it-up proper styleee! Yarrrrrrr!

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Boo
Posted: 09 September 2005 09:49 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 15 ]
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Charybdis - 09 September 2005 01:44 PM

If you’re going to be a female pirate, can I call you Ruth?

Yes, there are the remains of a very fine woman about Ruth

Of course you can’t. Pirates are Ruthless!

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Boo
Posted: 09 September 2005 09:49 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 16 ]
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Mort - 09 September 2005 01:46 PM

We’re hiring the Regal Lady (a boat with a bar on board) on Sunday 18th for mates birthday, so i’m gonna pirate-it-up proper styleee! Yarrrrrrr!

Oooh, can I come?
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Mort
Posted: 09 September 2005 09:54 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 17 ]
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Maybe, you’ll have to get Matt to drive you down.

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Boo
Posted: 09 September 2005 09:55 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 18 ]
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Hmmm.
He doesn’t drive.
This could pose a problem.

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Chuck
Posted: 09 September 2005 10:02 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 19 ]
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doesn’t, can’t or won’t?

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Boo
Posted: 09 September 2005 10:03 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 20 ]
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Doesn’t, can’t (legally) and won’t (because we’d have to steal a car).

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Charybdis
Posted: 09 September 2005 10:04 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 21 ]
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True pirates wouldn’t worry about legalities.

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Chuck
Posted: 09 September 2005 10:04 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 22 ]
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lol boo

ok, so physically, he can drive, but not legally and in addition you have no car..got it wink

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