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Preferred legs?
Kangaroo 3
Flea 2
Cricket/Grasshopper 2
Llama 1
Horse 6
Spider 4
Cheetah 7
Legless Lizard 1
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If you could substitute your legs, for those of any other organism, what would be your choice…?
 
Mort
Posted: 03 August 2005 07:37 AM   [ Ignore ]
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I’d have the legs of a Kangeroo, what about you?

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Posted: 03 August 2005 08:11 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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Damned, everyone is saying Cheetah..
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Posted: 03 August 2005 10:28 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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flea baby!! cuz ill jump friggin sky scrapers
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Posted: 03 August 2005 06:25 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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I said Horse…I dunno why.  I don’t even really like horses, but none of the other animals apealed to me.

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Posted: 03 August 2005 09:14 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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I said llama for Hairy’s sake.
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Posted: 04 August 2005 03:34 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]
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I put Llama in there in case Llama dropped by, has anyone heard of him recently?

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Posted: 04 August 2005 03:35 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]
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I notice he was on earlier today.  I think he only lurked in the Off Topic Chat, though.

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Deediddums
Posted: 04 August 2005 03:49 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]
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How about including Naomi Campbell in the list of options!

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Posted: 04 August 2005 04:55 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 8 ]
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LMOL! Good idea Dee, except then i’d have to change my vote, i’d love her legs, just not in place of mine…..(!)

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Posted: 09 August 2005 12:08 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 9 ]
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if you chose the legs of a cheetah/horse/four legged creature, would you lose your hands aswell, or turn into something that resemblesa centuar.
I dont think you could balance too well with two horse feet, but im just being picky.
I voted for kangaroo anyway, but i would love to own a hippogriff, or be one. I’m not fussy.

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Mort
Posted: 10 August 2005 04:31 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 10 ]
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Hmmm good point Thunder, My original thought was just replacing the hind legs, so yes, you’d be a centaur. By the way it’s my poll and i voted Kangaroo too.

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Posted: 10 August 2005 04:32 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 11 ]
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wicked, okay i was just being picky anyway wink

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