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Maegan
Posted: 07 September 2005 06:31 AM   [ Ignore ]
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Start your engines!

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Nettie
Posted: 07 September 2005 06:33 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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I’m so dumb. It still takes me a full minute to figure out I can’t post because the thread has been closed! LOL

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Boo
Posted: 07 September 2005 06:34 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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I only just got it.
rolleyes
And yes, I’ve never been to what I just like to call sex-toy-selling parties.
*sigh*
I’m deprived.

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Nettie
Posted: 07 September 2005 06:37 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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I would love to have a party but there’s probably no point because Christian doesn’t like ‘toys’. And I don’t see any point playing by myself because if I wanted to do that, I may as well have married a vibrator!

Hmm, sorry, was that too much information?

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Maegan
Posted: 07 September 2005 06:38 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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I’ve never been to a sex-toy-selling party!!

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Maegan
Posted: 07 September 2005 06:38 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]
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HAHA!  I know dirty secrets about Nettie!!

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Nettie
Posted: 07 September 2005 06:40 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]
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I think most people on this site know dirty secrets about me Maeg! LOL

Ok, I’ll host a sex toy party and all the girlies here can fly over here for it! It will be our own little MOH sex party!

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Nettie
Posted: 07 September 2005 06:41 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]
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I don’t think I’ll invite the boys though. We all know how excited they get about things like that. I don’t want my loungeroom messed up…

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Boo
Posted: 07 September 2005 06:42 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 8 ]
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LOL
Sounds fun!

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Nettie
Posted: 07 September 2005 06:43 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 9 ]
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If you can’t make it Boo, would you like something naughty as your chrissy pressie?

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Boo
Posted: 07 September 2005 06:43 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 10 ]
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Yes please!
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Maegan
Posted: 07 September 2005 06:43 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 11 ]
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I used to babysit for a couple that was really REALLY into toys.  It was a little bizarre.  When I first started dating Jason she was planning to go out of town for a week, and she said, “If you want, I can leave you the keys to my apartment.  If you want anything out of my drawer, just put it in the sink with a few tablespoons of bleach!”

I just politely declined.

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