Amazing Opportunity to earn 60 (sixty) American dollars per year!!!
Posted: 13 August 2006 10:22 PM   [ Ignore ]
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No kidding, this came in one of my inboxes today. (Yeah, I know the date’s not right)  There’s a gem in every single line!!

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Posted: 13 August 2006 10:35 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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So when are you going to start working for them?  After all, that’s your costs covered for at least a small drink once a week at McDonald’s!

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Posted: 13 August 2006 11:02 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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Nice to be told that you don’t have a special education or certain skills.

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Posted: 13 August 2006 11:16 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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I’m trying to figure out what the connexion between auto body repair (karosseriebaumeisterbetrieb) and a law consulation business is supposed to be.  Are they branching out into giving body-work advice to their clients who were in court due to auto accidents?

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Posted: 14 August 2006 12:54 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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Hey, $60 US is about $78 Australian. I’ll quit my job and sign up for it now!

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Posted: 15 August 2006 08:18 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]
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Peter - 14 August 2006 04:54 AM

Hey, $60 US is about $78 Australian. I’ll quit my job and sign up for it now!

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Sounds like a plan! Can I sign up too?

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Posted: 16 August 2006 11:29 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]
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Hilarious.  I love stupid Spam emails.  I have a thread on another message board I frequent dedicated to them.

(Like the authentic Amish furniture…being sold over the internet.  Hmm…)

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