*throws tea at Mort*
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“Herbal medicine’s been around for thousands of years! Indeed it has. And then we tested it all, and the stuff that worked became medicine. And the rest of it’s just a nice bowl of soup and some pot pourri.” - Dara O’Briain
I’m wearing a man’s t-shirt w/ pocket. I stole it from my husband. I just hate doing laundry…plus these low rise jeans are a little lower than normal I think, and I can’t show my midriff…
I’m loving the puppies.
Boo, my mom and I throw the BEST tea parties. You would have a blast. We did one for Jocelynn’s birthday in January. I think it’s going to be a yearly tradition.
Is there scones?
Are, Boo, Are there scones. God use your Queens English correctly!
For that error you must sit in the corner of the room with a book on your head repeating the words: “Mort is master of all things.”
“Never before in my time at the bar or on the bench have I ever had to deal with somebody who voluntarily allowed himself to be buggered by a dog on the public highway.”
Bugger off, Mort.
You don’t use commas enough.
Ok, the caffeine isn’t waking me up.
Why have you forsaken me?
Because, it, doesn’t, like, your, grammar, errors, so, there.