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Nettie
Posted: 07 September 2005 05:31 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 903 ]
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I’ll be back in a little bit. I have to feed my doggies.

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Boo
Posted: 07 September 2005 05:32 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 904 ]
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I wish I had doggies.

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Mort
Posted: 07 September 2005 05:35 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 905 ]
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I don’t. They smell. Oh, i’ve had this discussion with Nettie before, I think.

Wow, the new, improved Mort has been rolled out today. Stress free due to a decreasing workload, was contemplating going beserk with my staple remover yesterday, but all is rosey today. (crosses fingers and touches wood).

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Nettie
Posted: 07 September 2005 05:37 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 906 ]
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Oh yes Mort, I know how you feel about doggies. hmmm

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Nettie
Posted: 07 September 2005 05:37 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 907 ]
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Staple remover eh? Sounds like it could have gotten nasty…
*backs away slowly from Mort*

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Boo
Posted: 07 September 2005 05:37 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 908 ]
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I think I caught your stress, Mort.
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Nettie
Posted: 07 September 2005 05:38 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 909 ]
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So Mort, if you don’t like dogs, I take it, you don’t like my new av?

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Nettie
Posted: 07 September 2005 05:49 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 910 ]
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Has everyone gotten busy at work?

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Boo
Posted: 07 September 2005 05:50 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 911 ]
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I like it, Nettie.
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Boo
Posted: 07 September 2005 05:50 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 912 ]
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LOL
Timing.
And yes I was.

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Nettie
Posted: 07 September 2005 05:51 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 913 ]
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That’s ok, I was just getting a little lonely!
I’m glad you like my av Boo. I was getting a little tired of the psycho teddy!

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