Or a bit of a laugh, depending on how you want to look at it. http://witchbeam.com/flash/mysterious.html
2-15-15 9-19 1 19-16-15-18-11 7-15-4-4-5-19-19 15-6 13-9-7-8-20 Turnip Boris Yeltsin frog juggling doormat termite lizard
“Herbal medicine’s been around for thousands of years! Indeed it has. And then we tested it all, and the stuff that worked became medicine. And the rest of it’s just a nice bowl of soup and some pot pourri.” - Dara O’Briain
That thing knows everything!
Life is what happens when you are busy making other plans. - John Lennon
It told me where my car keys were!
Heaven must be really boring, if you think about it logically. All the angels must be snoring. Who could stand perfection for eternity?
Not me. - George Hrab
It told me where your car keys are too !!
Smerk the cutest dragon Lived by the sea And frolicked in the autumn mist In Western Australi
Little Accipiter loved that girl enough He told her jokes and crazy facts And other forum stuff
Smerk the cutest dragon: Traveled cross the sea, To hunt her prey in foriegn lands, And snuggle with Acci!
Smerk the cutest dragon Is getting married now they say Though little Accipiter Has yet to name the day.
Wo Ai Wo Tai Tai
It told me his bank details…
It told me to stop wasting my time and get beack to work…
“Never before in my time at the bar or on the bench have I ever had to deal with somebody who voluntarily allowed himself to be buggered by a dog on the public highway.”
