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What is Sexy?
 
Charybdis
Posted: 12 September 2006 07:47 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 45 ]
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I saw a lot of guys in Scotland that would be a perfect match for you, Mort. raspberry

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Mort
Posted: 12 September 2006 07:55 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 46 ]
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That’s probably true. I got hit on by a swedish bloke called Sacha on Friday night. It was awful.

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Posted: 12 September 2006 06:16 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 47 ]
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What is sexy? Girls are sexy.  Especially with boobs.

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Mort
Posted: 13 September 2006 01:28 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 48 ]
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Only because girls without boobs would just look scary. Way too scray…

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Charybdis
Posted: 13 September 2006 07:02 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 49 ]
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I think that’s an insult to our flat-chested female friends out there.

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Posted: 13 September 2006 07:54 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 50 ]
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Bebelicious - 07 September 2006 04:56 PM

Did anybody else go for the “dangerous” guys when they were younger?  I always dated the punk rockers (real musicians, not wannabes… haha) or the rich boys who rebelled against their parents.  I’m not sure why.  I kind of had this attitude that these were guys I’d date, but never marry.

I could write a book….


Anyway, now days sexy is a deep voice and a very low key controlled personality.  Somebody who has been there, done that, and is comfortable having come to his own peace of mind and happy with his current place in life.

Yeh Bebe, and remember the key is to NEVER marry them.  I did a couple times .... I’m slow to learn.  They’re pretty good for a one night stand though, if they don’t talk.

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Mort
Posted: 18 September 2006 08:19 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 51 ]
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Charybdis - 13 September 2006 07:02 AM

I think that’s an insult to our flat-chested female friends out there.

I didn’t mean flat-chested girls, I just meant literally no boobs, nipples et al. It’d be like looking at a dressmakers dummy. *freaks out*


I can’t be the only one who’s had a bad experience in Marks & Spencer…?

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Posted: 20 September 2006 04:17 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 52 ]
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Poor Mort.  Maybe you should avoid watching the “Mannequin” movies.

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LaMa
Posted: 20 September 2006 05:37 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 53 ]
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Mort - 22 July 2006 02:43 AM

Personally I’ve got a thing about brunettes and glasses wearers. Oh and like Nettie, I love a girl with a beautiful neck.

That’s surprising, I didn’t think there were many guys who prefer girls with glasses.

I think its a secret turn-on for many guys. Gives women something bright and naughty.

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LaMa
Posted: 20 September 2006 05:41 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 54 ]
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By the way, what I find absolutely *not* sexy, is silicone boobs…

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Charybdis
Posted: 20 September 2006 07:19 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 55 ]
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Glasses make a woman look more intelligent, and intelligence is definitely sexy.  Within reason, of course.

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