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Make-A-Wish Foundation, a solicitation
Posted: 17 July 2006 11:04 PM   [ Ignore ]
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Hi!

My name is Dan, and I suffer from terminal greed, I am expected to die from it sometime within the next twenty years.

My one wish is to have a collection of twenty-dollar bills.  Not special, collector’s items, but just ordinary, good, hard currency.  Lots of it.  Ooodles and oodles of good-old American Twenty-dollar bills.

The World’s Largest Collection!  Finally, my one great dream is within the realm of possibilities!

Imagine my joy holding, shuffling, counting, and yes, spending all those bills!  A never-ending project!  My deepest and fondest wish, finally coming true!

Please satisfy my wishes before it is too late!

Send five twenties to the address below, and forward this e-mail to at least five friends, and have them do the same.

The joy of giving will be your reward, that and the knowledge that you helped make my dream come true.

Dan’s Make A Wish Foundation
PO Box 26878
San Jose, CA 95159

Thanks!

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Posted: 18 July 2006 02:08 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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Dan

I was so sorry to hear that you’re suffering from Terminal greed. I have heard that it is terribly fatal and quite painful in the last few years unless you get regular injections of cash. And I understand it is very hard to convince a doctor to write you a perscription for the required treatment.

However I do have some good news concerning your ailment.

I haven’t got it.

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Posted: 18 July 2006 05:25 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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Sharruma - 18 July 2006 06:08 AM

However I do have some good news concerning your ailment.

I haven’t got it.

LOL cute!

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Posted: 19 July 2006 11:07 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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Hey, guess who will laugh last when I am throwing all them 20’s up into the air in my living room?


Dan the Eternal Optimist

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Posted: 19 July 2006 11:45 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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Dan Jr. - 20 July 2006 03:07 AM

Hey, guess who will laugh last when I am throwing all them 20’s up into the air in my living room?


Dan the Eternal Optimist

The guy walking past outside, as all the bills are caught by the fan and blown out through the window and into his hands. . .

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