Sticky Note Stick Up Foiled
Posted: 31 August 2005 02:54 PM   [ Ignore ]
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From “The Smoking Gun”


Savannah man sent girl with robbery note into bank as “joke”

AUGUST 30—Meet Michael Lyons. The Georgia dope might want to try the mall next time he’s looking to entertain his daughters and their young friends. According to a Savannah-Chatham Metropolitan Police Department report, Lyons, 45, sent one of the girls he was driving around last Friday into a bank with a short message for the teller. But unbeknownst to 12-year-old Cathrine, the yellow Post-it note she passed along to the teller was a stick up note. The little missive led another employee to trip the bank’s alarm, bringing both local cops and federal agents to the scene. And while Lyon’s excuse, “it was a joke” that “he didn’t mean anything by” may have kept the FBI from locking him up, it did result in him getting hit with an attempted robbery charge and taking a trip down to the Chatham County Detention Center.

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http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0830051bank1.html

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FOLLANSBEE, WV; Having been alerted to the coming apocalypse at a recent church service, 6-year-old Julie Strand decided she needed to live for today and immediately stuck a peanut M & M up her left nostril.

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Posted: 01 September 2005 06:04 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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Just another fine shining example of why in-breeding among humans is not only ill-advised but illegal!!!

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Canadian Bacon Rules !!!

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Posted: 01 September 2005 12:00 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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He was just riding around with a 12 yr girl?  Maybe he should have been arrested for other reasons.

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Posted: 01 September 2005 12:03 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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It looks like she was one of his daughter’s friends.

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