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Things that are hard to say when you’re drunk
Posted: 30 August 2005 12:30 PM   [ Ignore ]
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Things that are difficult to say when you’re drunk…

a) Innovative
b) Preliminary
c) Proliferation
d) Cinnamon

Things that are VERY difficult to say when you’re drunk…

a) Specificity
b) British Constitution
c) Passive-aggressive disorder
d) Transubstantiate

Things that are ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE to say when you’re drunk…

a) Thanks, but I don’t want to sleep with you.
b) Nope, no more booze for me.
c) Sorry, but you’re not really my type.
d) No kebab for me, thank you.
e) Good evening officer, isn’t it lovely out tonight?
f) I’m not interested in fighting you.
g) Oh, I just couldn’t - no one wants to hear me sing.
h) Thank you, but I won’t make any attempt to dance, I have no co-ordination. I’d hate to look like a fool.
i) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.
j) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.

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Posted: 30 August 2005 12:41 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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Funny!

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Posted: 30 August 2005 08:38 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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LOL  They’re good…

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Remember, a Dragon is for life!

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Posted: 31 August 2005 03:31 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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LOL

Funny…

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Canadian Bacon Rules !!!

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Posted: 01 September 2005 08:24 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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The first two catagories I have trouble saying anyway but the third hasn’t been a problem for me as I’ve never been drunk.

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The Middleman: (drinking milk) You know, that was some darn fine cow squirt.

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Posted: 01 September 2005 12:05 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]
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Iron Butterfly’s hit song, “Ina Gada Devida” was originally supposed to be titled “In The Garden Of Eden”.....It was because he was soooo drugged up the lead singer couldn’t say in the garden of eden and it came out ina gada devida…..

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Posted: 01 September 2005 12:07 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]
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Or, the reverberation from garage they were playing in drowned out the words.  Or, it was always supposed to be that way.  Or…  The list goes on.  That’s what’s so fun about rock legends, they never die. smile

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All the angels must be snoring.  Who could stand perfection for eternity?

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