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Posted: 01 July 2006 10:45 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 12 ]
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my dad just took away our skybox :’(

now I cant watch them when they come.

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Posted: 11 July 2006 10:09 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 13 ]
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I think I have just cum. This is the best news i’ve had all year, Seriously that statement would still stand even if Salma HAyeck had called me to say that she was legally my deviant sex-slave and also that Donald Trump was signing over his inheritance to me. O.k maybe not, but I am pretty happy!

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Posted: 11 July 2006 10:12 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 14 ]
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Mort - 11 July 2006 02:09 PM

I think I have just cum. This is the best news i’ve had all year, Seriously that statement would still stand even if Salma HAyeck had called me to say that she was legally my deviant sex-slave and also that Donald Trump was signing over his inheritance to me. O.k maybe not, but I am pretty happy!

shut eye
You couldn’t just say ‘yay’, could you?

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Posted: 11 July 2006 10:43 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 15 ]
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Thank god for the plastic.

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Posted: 31 July 2006 08:17 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 16 ]
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Boo - 11 July 2006 02:12 PM

shut eye
You couldn’t just say ‘yay’, could you?


No, you know me too well I see?

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Posted: 01 August 2006 07:12 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 17 ]
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I think Mort needs a ‘Line’!

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