George Dubya
Posted: 30 August 2005 12:28 PM   [ Ignore ]
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George W. was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below.

Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, three kids, who were fishing, pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted.

The first kid said, “I want to go to Disneyland.”

George said, “No problem. I’ll take you there on Air Force One”.

The second kid said, “I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan’s.”

George said, “I’ll get them for you and even have Michael sign them!”

The third kid said, “I want a motorized wheelchair with a built-in TV and stereo headset!!”

Bush is a little perplexed by this and says, “But you don’t look like you are handicapped.”

The kid says, “I will be after my dad finds out I saved your ass from drowning!”

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Posted: 30 August 2005 12:42 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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When I first heard this joke it was about a Jewish boy saving Hitler.  How the times change.

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Heaven must be really boring, if you think about it logically.
All the angels must be snoring.  Who could stand perfection for eternity?

Not me. - George Hrab

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Posted: 30 August 2005 12:43 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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Haha…

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Posted: 31 August 2005 06:04 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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Good one…

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