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Posted: 30 August 2005 07:01 AM   [ Ignore ]
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Theres a guy at his friends house. All of a sudden, he sees this foot high midget playing a piano in the corner! So he goes to his friend to ask whats going on. His friend says “Oh yeah, I got that from my genie.” And his friend asks if he can try. So he gets the lamp, rubs it, and out pops a genie. “Yes?” the genie asks. “I’d like a million bucks.” the friend says. “It is done.” The genie replies. So he ruuuns home as fast as he can, but when he gets there he cant open the door! So he looks in his window and sees a milllion ducks walking around. So he goes back to his friend and says “hey! i asked for a million bucks, not ducks!” And his friend replies “Yeah the genie sucks. You think I asked for a twlve inch pianist?”

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Posted: 30 August 2005 07:20 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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Cute…

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Posted: 06 December 2005 01:28 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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that is really funny.  I guess the genie was just dislexic.

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Posted: 07 December 2005 04:31 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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aww, well, I wouldnt mind a million ducks, you could sell them and make WAY more than a million

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Posted: 07 December 2005 11:43 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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Think of all the money you could make in the guano business!

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Posted: 07 December 2005 01:38 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]
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yeah that would be alot of money and that would buy alot of things.

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Posted: 07 December 2005 02:12 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]
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texasokchick - 07 December 2005 06:38 PM

yeah that would be alot of money and that would buy alot of things.

Such as all the renovations that the house would need after having been home to a million ducks.

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Posted: 07 December 2005 02:16 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]
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that is true that is true…

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Posted: 08 December 2005 02:17 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 8 ]
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Accipiter - 07 December 2005 07:12 PM
texasokchick - 07 December 2005 06:38 PM

yeah that would be alot of money and that would buy alot of things.

Such as all the renovations that the house would need after having been home to a million ducks.

or the people to demolish your house as your mansion is built over the crumbling ruins smile

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Posted: 08 December 2005 04:15 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 9 ]
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that sounds alot better.

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Posted: 18 December 2005 02:49 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 10 ]
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hehe, funny.

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