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Posted: 29 August 2005 09:50 PM   [ Ignore ]
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Brits driving Austrians bonkers over rude village name Sun Aug 28, 6:35 AM ET

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20050828/wl_uk_afp/britainaustriaoffbeat

LONDON, (AFP) - British tourists have left the residents of one charming Austrian village effing and blinding by constantly stealing the signs for their oddly-named village.

While British visitors are finding it hilarious, the residents of F—-ing are failing to see the funny side, The Sunday Telegraph newspaper reported.

Only one kind of crimimal ever stalks the sleepy 32-house village near Salzburg on the German border—cheeky British tourists armed with a sense of humour and a screwdriver.

But the local authorities are hitting back and with the signs now set in concrete, police chief Kommandant Schmidtberger is on the lookout.

“We will not stand for the F—-ing signs being removed,” the officer told the broadsheet.

“It may be very amusing for you British, but F—-ing is simply F—-ing to us. What is this big F—-ing joke? It is puerile.”

Local guide Andreas Behmueller said it was only the British that had a fixation with F—-ing.

“The Germans all want to see the Mozart house in Salzburg,” he explained.

“Every American seems to care only about ‘The Sound of Music’ (the 1965 film shot around Salzburg). The occasional Japanese wants to see Hitler’s birthplace in Braunau.

“But for the British, it’s all about F—-ing.”

Guesthouse boss Augustina Lindlbauer described the village’s breathtaking lakes, forests and vistas.

“Yet still there is this obsession with F—-ing,” she said.

“Just this morning I had to tell an English lady who stopped by that there were no F—-ing postcards.”

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Posted: 30 August 2005 12:00 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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Posted: 30 August 2005 11:27 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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Ha!!!!!  In want to be a Fucking resident…..Fucking is great….I love Fucking, Austrians….

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Posted: 30 August 2005 03:50 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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i wanna go to Fucking this year!!! why did i have to go to France smile

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Posted: 30 August 2005 05:35 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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You’re too young to be going near Fucking, thunder. LOL

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Posted: 31 August 2005 04:29 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]
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Winona - 30 August 2005 09:35 PM

You’re too young to be going near Fucking, thunder. LOL

As long as she’s careful and responsible about it Winona… what’s wrong with her touring Austria???

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On a side note… I wonder what the Fucking drivers are like? Or what the Fucking water tastes like? Or what it’s like to ski the Fucking slopes???

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Posted: 31 August 2005 05:12 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]
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I wonder if Intercourse, Pennsylvania has the same problem?

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Posted: 31 August 2005 08:22 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]
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I bet Intercourse and Fucking make good partners.

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Posted: 31 August 2005 09:54 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 8 ]
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Winona - 30 August 2005 09:35 PM

You’re too young to be going near Fucking, thunder. LOL

Maybe if I took someone with me for protection?  smile

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Posted: 31 August 2005 01:35 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 9 ]
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No, at this time, all Fucking visits should be on your own.  You should not have a partner in Fucking.

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Posted: 31 August 2005 03:01 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 10 ]
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okay, i’ll stay away from fucking for now smile

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Posted: 31 August 2005 03:06 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 11 ]
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strick with Kissimmee for now, its much closer and not nearly as dangerous wink

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