D-Day: Sesame Street
D-Day was the largest military invasion in the history of Sesame Street. In the previous years, the letter G, with the financial backing of the number 4, had all but occupied the Street, ensuring that any day’s episode was only brought to you by the letters or numbers on G’s payroll. Having made their money entirely through underground cookie trafficking, G and 4 were untouchable by politicians or police.
In secret, the letter D gathered up its forces and marched up along fifty miles of the beaches of Sesame, Sesame Beach and Elmo’s Beach. One thousand, two thousand, three thousand, ha ha ha! Despite heavy losses, the letter D was able to liberate the Street. However, the intense damage caused by the war has left many former Sesame Street residents in abject poverty, some being reduced to living in garbage cans.
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