What does everyone have against Israel?

Didn’t you know, the Jews are secretly running the world.  It’s the Zionist conspiracy, though the idea has been around much longer than the Protocols of the Elders of Zion.

And that’s without even getting into the whole ‘Jews killed Christ’ argument.

Charybdis - 30 June 2006 05:59 PM

Didn’t you know, the Jews are secretly running the world.  It’s the Zionist conspiracy, though the idea has been around much longer than the Protocols of the Elders of Zion.

And that’s without even getting into the whole ‘Jews killed Christ’ argument.

If the Jews are running the world, how come they put all the oil in Arab Countries?

(Dear Chary, I know your post was facetious…...but you know, lots of people do truly think that the Jews do run everything.)

Dan the Spoil-Sport

PS:  facetious is a fun word, it is the shortest word (and perhaps only word?) that contains all the vowels in order.  Sequoia contains all the vowels, but (obviously) not in order.  Dan the Word-a-holic

I’m well aware that people really believe it.  I don’t think anyone was in doubt about it.

Charybdis - 30 June 2006 05:59 PM

Didn’t you know, the Jews are secretly running the world.  It’s the Zionist conspiracy, though the idea has been around much longer than the Protocols of the Elders of Zion.

And that’s without even getting into the whole ‘Jews killed Christ’ argument.

That sounds like a good reason to convert.

sandwich maker - 04 July 2006 05:13 PM

Charybdis - 30 June 2006 05:59 PM

Didn’t you know, the Jews are secretly running the world.  It’s the Zionist conspiracy, though the idea has been around much longer than the Protocols of the Elders of Zion.

And that’s without even getting into the whole ‘Jews killed Christ’ argument.

That sounds like a good reason to convert.

Good point!

Can one have multiple religious affiliations?  You know, to be safe, become Muslim, to help prevent being a terrorist victim, become Jewish so you can participate in running the world…...Catholic, so you never run out of guilt, Protestant so you can be safe, just in case the Pope is wrong.

Dan, who wants a religion for each of his multiple personalities