Sent this to Boo the other day in light of our current shared haircolour. 
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A nurse from england was on duty in the emergency department, when a
punk rocker entered. This young woman had purple hair styled into a
mohawk, a variety of tattoos and strange clothing. It was determined
that the patient had acute appendicitis and was scheduled for
immediate surgery.
When she was completely disrobed on the operating table, the staff
found that her pubic hair had been dyed green and above it was a
tattoo reading:“Keep off the grass.”
After the prep and the surgery, the surgeon added a small note to the
dressing which said: “Sorry, had to mow the lawn.”
But remember to make them vivid.
