Robin Bobcat - 01 June 2006 04:53 AM

Alex created the new threads to keep people distracted from what’s *really* going on!

Actually, you are correct.

I have assumed something odd with Alex from the get go….First, creating a Hoax site to keep people distracted from his little secret…here is what I have uncovered.

His twin brother who is currently in a undisclosed area, in which he is forced by Alex to stay there, actually wrote the first book, Museum of Hoaxes, but since he had no publisher connections he could never get it published. Some how, it ended up in Alex’s hands….and being the sneeky person he is, decides to get it published, bear in mind that the first book states that Alex is CLEARLY just the EDITOR, in other words, he just read the book…..Those of you with the book have noticed this and I assume that Alex has told you that was a goof up from the publisher.

Alex has also talked about all the college degrees he has….Nothing could be further from the truth.
It turns out that he is actually a highschool drop out. He had a few jobs (McDonalds, Grandy’s, burger king) but he always got fired because he only wanted to be a pickle slicer, which that position doesn’t exsist, but he would insist that it did….Truth is, he can’t cook….

  The truth to be continued on a later day…..Oh, yeah, he is also a virgin…..

My god! How did you find all this out? scary!
Wow! I wanna meet his twin brother too, his twin can get with my secretly-chained-in-the-basement twin sister and we can have slave babies! mwahahaha!

Actually, Alex admitted to forcing a small Filipino child to write his books…

I think there is a Alex-generator somewere on the net. Hidden by the illuminatie templars who are working with funding of the cia through opus-dei bankaccounts (filled by tv-preachers) used by scientolgy (as a front) to whitewash money under the pretext of google-ads.

don’t forget about the Morman connection

And the CIA. It’s always the CIA.  *hears door open* Damnit, they’ve found me, help me someone…... *frantically tries to squeeze out kitchen window*

I’m confused, I thought Alex was a REPTOID…?

I had his lovechild.

Or was it his twin brothers?

Anyway, the child has three arms, claims to have knowledge of Osama bin Laden’s death details, was given a set of Immortality rings at his birth, saw Tupac the other day, and was not only abducted by aliens, but is reputed to be the mastermind that remote controlled boeings into the world trade center via hacked satellites.

Any questions? 

I thought we were onto the second Alex replicant now?  Nessie finds Alexes tasty!

So was the Alex that got eaten by Nessie the evil twin Alex? Is the original Alex still locked in a broom closet somewhere? I’m confused. Who am I?

Actually, I just had a thought - if Alex (any version) was eaten by Nessie, who drove back from Loch Ness while the rest of us were otherwise occupied???

Remember that everyone fell asleep for an hour on the drive back… or so you’ve been led to believe. What really happened during that lost hour?