Charybdis, you so postedited your, lol.
What They Don’t Want You to Know
In order to understand idealism you need to realize that everything is controlled by a nerds made up of pinko-commie liberals with help from those guys over there.
The conspiracy first started during a paradigm shift in Westminster Abby. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including invention of the de lorean.
Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by getting excommunicated.
They want to lynch Denis Miller and imprison resisters in Isreal using pontoon boats.
In order to prepare for this, we all must pee standing up. Since the media is controlled by Gore we should get our information from Regan.
And so it goes