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Zoo Puts Humans On Display
 
Chuck
Posted: 26 August 2005 01:10 PM   [ Ignore ]
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A zoo unveiled a new exhibition—eight humans prowling around wearing little more than fig leaves to cover their modesty.

No, one of them is not named Billy Pilgrim, no, the zoo is not located on the planet Tralfamadore and no, I am not confusing the Kurt Vonnegut novel “Slaughterhouse Five” with reality.


http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20050825/od_afp/britainoffbeatzoo;_ylt=Av0nFj7rP4Ry38CbPd_Fhbys0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTA3ODdxdHBhBHNlYwM5NjQ-

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Posted: 26 August 2005 03:12 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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Hey…......I was gonna post this…............!
I thought.Hey….Chuck would like this one…....
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Posted: 28 August 2005 09:11 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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Could this BE sillier?

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Posted: 28 August 2005 10:50 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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they were talking about this on the radio, what it doesnt tell you there is that they get to go home after the zoo closes (as in when the zoo closes each night, not when it closes permanently lol). kind of defeats the object dontcha think?

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Posted: 29 August 2005 11:24 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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Not really! Would be a tad rough if they had to stay there overnight. Can see something awful happening here…the next reality TV biggy - “The Zoo” and then….. “Celebrity Zoo”...shudder

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Posted: 29 August 2005 11:25 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]
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“I got a laugh like a hyena but get the hump like a camel, so cover me in fig leaves as I’m the ultimate mammal.” HAHAHAHA

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Yushi
Posted: 29 August 2005 05:47 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]
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It’s not too interesting, i see people who act like monkeys (no offense to the monkeys) all the time in everyday life anyways ^^
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Posted: 30 August 2005 02:32 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]
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Yushi - 29 August 2005 09:47 PM

It’s not too interesting, i see people who act like monkeys (no offense to the monkeys) all the time in everyday life anyways ^^

me too! smile

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Posted: 31 August 2005 03:13 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 8 ]
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I just loved what the photo caption had to say…

“Scantily-clad volunteers mimic homo sapiens in their enclosure as part of London Zoo’s newest exhibit….”

That just cracks me up!!!

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I mean, come on! They “mimic” homo-sapiens??? I thought since they are homo-sapiens that the need for mimicking would be minimized!!!

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